What would an anime character NEVER say?

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No threads of that yet...so behold! There is now one! xD

Be sure to name the anime your characters are from that are sayign something they would never say and G[Only registered and activated users can see links] I made mah brain hurt D: Conversations are ok too. Have fun XDD

I'll post mine:
(Naruto)
Jiraya: Truth is, I've NEVER made any advances on anyone!

Orochimaru: You know about what happened with those "motherfu--" snakes on that "motherfu--" plane?? YEAH I PUT THEM THERE. <333

^^^ OH COME ON. Snakes on a Plane FITS HIM PERFECTLY. <3 :em001:

Tsunade: *emos* How could you tell *THESE* are fake?? (you oughta know what *THESE* are)

[Xapheret]

(Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Gendo: Shinji, I am your father....
Shinji: .......
Gendo: And Rei is your mother, sister, and god forbid, lover.

[E t e r n a l B l a z e]

(Bo-BoBo Bo-BoBoBo)
Don Patch: .....NEDM. *techno music plays*
Beauty: OMG HE HAS OFFICALLY OUT-RANDOMED HIMSELF!!! *dies*

ANY anime character: OH SNAP! That n*gg* stole mah bike!!
(Because you don't see n*gg*s in anime too much now do ya? XD)

[ElderKain]

DBZ:
*Piccolo pops his head up outside of Master Roshi's House's Window*
Goku: AH A Pickle!!! *Blasts Piccolo's Head off*
The End...

Lol, I was in a DBZ Dice RPG awhile back, and some1 was playing a Sayian with the Flaw "Trigger Happy". A Dumb Namekian decided to pop his head up in Roshi's House's Window, and The Sayian Bladed the Namek's head off, lol.
Needless to say the Namek had to remake his character, lol.

:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

[E t e r n a l B l a z e]

(Naruto)
Kakashi: OMFG SARS!!
^^^ So that's why he wears a mask...

(Zatch Bell)
Zatch: I'm allergic to yellowtail. D:
(Who knew Mamodos could be allergic?)

(Gundam Seed Destiny; crossover with Kingdom Hearts 2 if ya squint)
Meer: Lacus, I have just realized something important....I am your Nobody.
Lacus: *to herself* Someone's been playing too much KH2 again....

(Nanoha x AIR TV)
Yuuno: *in ferret form* Piko!
Potato: OMG I can speak human!!

[shugo64]

(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Al: Winry, I want you inside me!

[ElderKain]

(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Al: Winry, I want you inside me!
Lol, Here are some more FMA ones ^.^

Ed: I'm so short an ant could crush me under its foot.
Al: Wanna know what's behind this big tarp I'm wearing?
Ed: I just completely love Envy.
Envy: I love my Daddy!
Ed: I'm not going to use the philosophers to get Al's body back, I'm going to use it to get taller.
Greed: I'm going to start giving money to charities.
Gluttony: I'm going on a diet.
Al *sings*: I'm to sexy for my body.
Riza: I'm going to start wearing mini skirts for roy.
Lust: I'm so ugly.
Ed *On Jerry Springer*: I'm pregnant and Winry's the father!

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[shugo64]

Lol, Here are some more FMA ones ^.^

Ed: I'm so short an ant could crush me under its foot.
Al: Wanna know what's behind this big tarp I'm wearing?
Ed: I just completely love Envy.
Envy: I love my Daddy!
Ed: I'm not going to use the philosophers to get Al's body back, I'm going to use it to get taller.
Greed: I'm going to start giving money to charities.
Gluttony: I'm going on a diet.
Al *sings*: I'm to sexy for my body.
Riza: I'm going to start wearing mini skirts for roy.
Lust: I'm so ugly.
Ed *On Jerry Springer*: I'm pregnant and Winry's the father!

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lol... let me think of another one...

(Bleach)

Kon: You know, I look hot in this dress!

[ElderKain]

lol... let me think of another one...

(Bleach)

Kon: You know, I look hot in this dress!
lol, I just came up with these ^.^

(Bleach)
Ichigo: Rukia. Will you take me as ur Wife?
Ichigo: I'm going by my english name... Strawberry.
Ulquiorra: I'm so HAPPY!!!
Matsumoto: I want Breasts like Rukia's
Yoruichi *Cat form*: Um Uruhara, Will u screw me in this form
Kon: I give up on Girls... Renji will you Merry me

Possible but mabye not...
Ichigo's Father: I love my daughter's so much, i'm gonna start doing Lolicon Doijins for a living!
:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

[Durmiente]

Ed: Alright! I'll drink the milk! *enthusiastic*

Ichigo: You're right, I'm wrong.

[Xapheret]

(.hack//Roots)
Ovan: Get the F$%k out of [TheWorld].

[shugo64]

lol i liked that one...

(.Hack//SIGN)

Tsukasa: *singing* I think I'm turning EMO!

[ElderKain]

lol going with the .hack series lol

(.hack//Dusk,
.hack//黄昏の腕輪伝説 "Tasogare no Udewa Densetsu",
.hack//Legend of the Twilights Bracelet,
.hack/UdeDen)

*lol so many Name vairiations*

Rena: Shugo Onii-Chan, I will merry Komiyan the Third!

:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

[shugo64]

lol going with the .hack series lol

(.hack//Dusk,
.hack//黄昏の腕輪伝説 "Tasogare no Udewa Densetsu",
.hack//Legend of the Twilights Bracelet,
.hack/UdeDen)

*lol so many Name vairiations*

Rena: Shugo Onii-Chan, I will merry Komiyan the Third!

:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

lol oh, i'll add on to that...

(.Hack//Dusk)

Shugo: No way, I called him first!!

[ElderKain]

lol oh, i'll add on to that...

(.Hack//Dusk)

Shugo: No way, I called him first!!

AWSOME COMEBACK!!!

Balmung: But Shugo! I love you!

:beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2:

[shugo64]

AWSOME COMEBACK!!!

Balmung: But Shugo! I love you!

:beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2: :beautifu2:

LOL!! that was just too awesome...

Reki: But Bulmung, I love you!!

[ElderKain]

LOL!! that was just too awesome...

Reki: But Bulmung, I love you!!

lol, that sort of thing could go on forever, lol.
Here is a short joke storyline.

Shugo: Um Helba, can u mod my character for cybersex?
Helba: Sure, I already moded Rena for that.
Balmung *Cheerfull*: I got an Extension!!!

lol ^.^

:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

[shugo64]

lol, that sort of thing could go on forever, lol.
Here is a short joke storyline.

Shugo: Um Helba, can u mod my character for cybersex?
Helba: Sure, I already moded Rena for that.
Balmung *Cheerfull*: I got an Extension!!!

lol ^.^

:monk: :monk: :monk: :monk: :monk:

lol oh my gosh thats awesome... let me think...

(Hellsing)

Alucard: All I ever wanted was someone to hold me and tell me that I'm not scary...

[cinconneal]

Hmmm...
Hikaru no Go...
Sai: "I hate the sight of Go boards and stones! Get them away from me!!!"

HanaKimi...
Nanba: "Nakao, I love you! I've always loved you!!! Will you forgive me and be mine??"
and also "I hate it when girls swarm all over me!! I feel sooo disgusted by them!!!"

[assasinekiss]

Hikaru no Go

Hikaru: Akira, please have only eyes for me
Akira: Sorry, for me it must be Sai.
Sai *thinks*: hmm, yaoi?

[Momijilol]

(Naruto)
Jiraiya: I don't write my books, Hinata does. I just draw the pictures!

[shugo64]

[Card Captor Sakura]

Sakura: I wonder if I can play "Go Fish" with the Clow cards?

[Yugioh GX]

Judai: Look Wing Kuribo, I like having you around but I at lest want to go to the bathroom alone?

[Shiki]

Oh yeah...I got alot for this thread lol
(Bleach)

Yoruichi: Ichigo, you must become a true pimp in three days or else you'll get AIDS.
Ichigo: NO WAI! I GOT DIS MOFO STAND BACK!
Rukia: I want a threesome with Ichigo and Chad...
Chad: I'm Rick James, b**ch!
Urahara: And that's how I got pregnant. Any questions?
Karin: There's an evil monkey stealing my panties! I swear!
Byakuya: I love taking a hot bath with sakura petals floating in it...

(Naruto)

Naruto: Hinata...your chest..is jiggly now!
Sasuke: Itachi, I just had a nightmare about getting humped repeatedly by teddy bears..hold me:wakuwaku:
Sakura: *clears throat* Get outta my way, lesbo coming through!
Orochimaru: The secret of my beauty is thus, my father is Michael Jackson and my mother is Paris Hilton so there.

(Cowboy Bebop)

Jet: Women usually run away screaming when they see my arm.
Ed: Its peanut butter jelly time!
Faye: I can't afford other clothes because I gamble my money away.
Spike: *squaring off against Vicious* Ansem?
Vicious: *anime falls out of the window of the church* All hearts shall return to darkness!!!!!

(Pokemon)

Ash: So, Misty. Now that we finally hit puberty you gonna let me tap that?
Brock: That's it! I'm gay from now on.
Dawn: I am Sailor Moon!

[Momijilol]

(Naruto)
Orochimaru: Kabuto, tell me how sexy I am
Gaara: I LOVE EVERYONE! Let's all be friends!

(InuYasha)
Koga: I'm sorry Kagome, I don't love you anymore, I love Miroku and InuYasha now!
Kagome: Miroku, will you let me bear your children?

[shugo64]

lol good ones...

[Naruto]

Naruto: hey fox, what is it like to be inside me? does it smell like ramen?
Orochimaru: who whats to hold my snake?

[Momijilol]

(Naruto)
Shino: Kiba, can I borrow Akamaru?...I have a problem I need him for...
Orochimaru: Sasuke, my love! Come to me!

[shugo64]

[Dragonball Z]

Piccolo: it's not easy being green...

[Saiyuki Reload]

Ganjyo Sanzo: ok! goku, im sorry i hit you all the time. Gojyo, im sorry i call you cockroach head and Hakkai im sorry i haven't done a thing to you.

[Momijilol]

(Naruto)
Hinata: Naruto, i hate you. And for the rest of you I only stutter because you're all completely INSANE!
Temari: I'm in love with my brothers. Especially Gaara, he's so sweet.
Gaara: Can I have some cake please? :wakuwaku:

[Durmiente]

Bleach:

Lisa Yadōmaru: I only read them for their captions.

[shugo64]

[Yugioh GX]

Judai: sorry, i forgot my deck back at the dorm because i didn't want to miss my first class.

[One Piece]

Luffy: i'm not hungry, you eat it.
Shanji: i cook over a hot stove all day long, and i still can't get some from Nami!

[azianflyboyz]

Fcuk Me Plz!

[Shinozaki]

Mikoto: shut the fuck up

[renegadesoul]

Uhmmm They probably wouldnt say.......... RENEGADESOUL IN BACKWARDS!

[Vader]

Any anime characters: " We live in reality, not some fantasy world ".

[Shinozaki]

w/e the name: Shinozaki will lead us to slash the demon!!

[renegadesoul]

No anime character can say NO TO HENTAI!

:lovelove:......HENTAI RULZ ...:em016:

[shugo64]

Death Note:

Light- Lets see, maybe I should kill off that girl that beat me up and grade school next?

[shugo64]

Kiaba- Yugi, me wanting to beat you isnt the only reason that I have been obsessing about you...

[shugo64]

Agumon to Masaru: Aniki, could i please take a bite out of your head please!! im so hungry that you look so tasty...

[Licky]

Sasuke to Itachi: Ni-san I don't want to fight you anymore because I love you!

[shugo64]

Yugi to Atem: Partner, do you think it would be possible to have a three way with Anzu?

[FrozenYea]

Pikachu to Ash: Yo

[shugo64]

Yugi to Judai: Yeah, remember that card I gave you that time you ran into me? Well, I'm going to need that back.

[renegadesoul]

Pikachu - Meow!!!

[Shinozaki]

Seikichi: ill make rocket that will reach PLUTO!!!

[shugo64]

Brock to Ash: I'm through with women, Ash will you go out with me?

[Carnage]

Edward Elric: You've got PWNED BIATCH!!!!

[shugo64]

Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin: So long, and thanks for the fish!

[Rephaim GG]

"Japan loves China!"

[shugo64]

Gaomon: Hows about you call me "Master" once in a while?