King Of The Hill

[tankaru]

:smoker: simple my hill stay off or get ready to die >.> no mercy :cowboy:

[KSking]

*pushes you down, stomps on you and thrusts my huge flag in your skull*
MY HILL!

[tankaru]

a spammer tryin ta take over me hill eh tsk *rips ya gut out an puts u on top of d pole* this will attract that thetrute 4 sure now...

[Luffy]

:em033: :hi:* gets gernades and throws at everyone*:hi:


Im king of the hill now muauhauhauhauha:071:

[Carnage]

*Smacks Luffy in his neck*
Get the hell off of my hill!
*puts a barrier around the hill*

[Luffy]

*Smacks Luffy in his neck*
Get the hell off of my hill!
*puts a barrier around the hill*

I put gernades on the hill MAUAHAUHAUH!

BOOM!

[tankaru]

Kids *teleports to d top of d hill an puts a shield around me hill* only way ta break that shield is to sacrifice ur blood to it so keep out now wimps.....

[Luffy]

cuts open his heart and makes it a sacrifice instead of my BLOOD!:vroom:

[Thetrute]

stupid, *stabs luffy in the eye with a spoon and pulls his brain out* wat3v3r I'm coming for you! *eats shield then goes to wat and rips him a new asshole and throw him off the hill* MY HILL now stay off noobies

[tankaru]

tsk kid *teleports behind d zwedish bloke kicks him in his balls stuff him up carnage ....* don come back now ho...

[KSking]

*sees another and far bigger hill about 3 KM away and goes there*
*builds a nice house with BIG hot spring and puts up a hot spring sign*
*makes it very cheap* :onsen:

[tankaru]

*nukes the other hill an ties KSking on a rocket destined to the moon* plenty of hills there go live there >.>

[KSking]

*builds the BEST fun-time park on the moon*
*makes prices very cheap and builds a fast road to moon*
Come today! :D

[tankaru]

watever d hills mine *sits on top of his hill n sips tea*

[KSking]

*drinks ice coffee and coctails while enjoying the hot springs*
This place is better than I ever imagined :)

*throws a little rock towards the hill*
*it gets in flames before hitting the hill and makes a BIG hole right in top of the hill*

[tankaru]

:em045: watches him burn the wrong hill ..... guess the lack of oxygen on moon has made u blind anyways my hill is protected ur mere small attacks don bother me :em020:

[KSking]

*fires a few target-seeking bullets towards the middle of your hill to make the hill have 2 tops*

[tankaru]

:hahaha: Mortal weapons no longer work on the hill due to the new protection ...

[Thetrute]

*runs up the hill and eats wat3v3rs face and detaches his head with a spoon* be gone! my hill

[assasinekiss]

wtf, no hills here!!!!!

I have a dream that ... every hill ... shall be made low!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let Onions SPAM. And when this happens, when we allow Onions to SPAM..... we will be able to kill all Apes... lol

[Thetrute]

Yeah.. *snipes aki in the middle of his speech* good bye

[assasinekiss]

*aki leapts through time* (insinuation of the movie "The girl who leapts through time^^)

I see, it was you b*****d who shot me, take this!!! *bish-slap TT*

[Thetrute]

*takes the slaps* wth? *Flicks aki's forehead and watches him fly*

[assasinekiss]

lol now, don't imitate Tsunade!!! unless you want big bewbs :P

[Thetrute]

lol ok fine *smashes aki to bits with a huge spoon* now be gone

[assasinekiss]

"take what you can get and never give it back"

*makes the hill goes BOOOOOM*

[tankaru]

i cant stand this baka onion *bitch slaps him off d hill* now begone u vermin...

[assasinekiss]

lol btw, the hill was made low, so I'm still standing here :P

[Thetrute]

lol you can't influence the hill :XD: the hill is magic beyond all powers XP *jumps up the hill and kicks wat3v3r off* mine

[tankaru]

kick me ?? meh u getting weak zwedish *stabs u an throws u at this baka onion* there take this as souvenir

[assasinekiss]

I love souvenirs :)

in return I'll give you a "how do I kick myself e-book"^^

[tankaru]

no ty onion but ill gladly take one of ur onion mates some onion rings wont be bad with me food on this hill

[assasinekiss]

lol. I'll remember that.

[Thetrute]

*slices onion up and throw the pieces at wat3v3r, then runs up and shoves a fence pole up his ass at 70 mph* lol

[assasinekiss]

lol, I'll remember this too. *sends some moles to dig the hill* there you have swiss cheese :)

[tankaru]

*watches him play with the dummy* uve still to learn i see kid... n i thought u wouldve got betta by now

[assasinekiss]

lol who want to be like that anyway, I'd say: stay young and get on wat's nerves :)

[tankaru]

:em0108: u wanna die eh onion don u be the 1st kill now :imd:

[Thetrute]

*grabs real wat and rips his head off*

[tankaru]

*regenerates an turns thetrute in2 a dwarf an cork him up inside a bottle* now zwedish ssshhh

[Thetrute]

*watches wat3v3r play with air* dude you should check your eye's that's an illusion *rips wat3v3r's arms off and throw them of the hill*

[tankaru]

*teleports behind thetrute an cuts his head off* dodge this

[Thetrute]

*grabs head and reataches it, then stabs wat3v3r in the stomach with a sword* die bitch

[tankaru]

*vanishes into the air*

[Thetrute]

*smells wat out from his extreme stench and stabs him again* my hill now go away

[Carnage]

*blows up a part of the hill where TheTrute is on*

*puts some mines around the hill*
My hill! Muahahaha!

[Thetrute]

*watches Carnage play over at some other hill further away* people these days...

[Carnage]

I knew that!!! I was just securing my own hill incase someone destroys this hill. >_>

*jumps over to the real hill and slaps TheTrute off*
Hurts, doesn't it.

[Thetrute]

*sighs* silly carnage... *Jumps up to carnage and guts him with a rusted spoon and throw the guts down the hill* go fetch

[You got BoOz?]

Ties thetrute to a missile and sends it to the moon. Places bunker on the hill and hides inside with a minigun