worst way to bump into a guy/girl

[demonicwolf69]

so as the title reads what would be the worst way to come across the person of your dreams or bump into and maybe get to know them.


this idea started because i was out buying stuff to make taco's mmm, but as i was round the corner in walmart bam i run smack into this little cute girl i thought she might be like well damn that was really rude and start to blush :nonono: after helping her back up pick up her stuff i knocked over i apologized and asked her name after she asked my number :iamdead: now im no small guy im 6'3 350-360 or so pounds im a tank in most peoples eyes...

this sound like random but i think it could pose some well funny scenerios :lols:

[Pane]

Well i ran into another girl at the super market she had massive boobs and i fell flat into her breasts and now were besties

[demonicwolf69]

ahh thats cool, i wish i could do that *dreams* back to topic:hot:

[superblob88]

oh i got one similar well it where around 6.30 am and i was in the subterranean i was half asleep near one of the doors and some relly cute girl was naxt to me i have seen her sometimes before but never talked with her so the sub stopped and i fall because i could grasp nothing to prervent so i almost tackle the girl,well we endend it the floor and my right hand endend in her breast first she only lblushed theshe try slap at me for being a pervert and i tried to explain that it was only and accident well after a good right hock from the girl and a explanation i endend with her name and number (and some pain in mi face)

[Raverx9]

I was ridding a bus I was sitting some girl was trying to get to a seat when the bus started to move she couldn't hold on to the handle bars and ended up in my lap Xd and she was cute.......no Number though

[Pane]

ahh thats cool, i wish i could do that *dreams* back to topic:hot:
Lol, you pervert!

[demonicwolf69]

Lol, you pervert!

im not pervert, i just tend to erm welll :sob: alright im a little perverted but im a single white dude im allowed to be a little perverted :em04: arent i :banzai::wbl:

and besides to girls bumping into each other like that, sorry bout i wouldve stoped and stared :iamdead:

[Pane]

Psh, that is really perverted!

[C02M0]

enough with the smileys .
on-topic :
*SUPRISE BOOBGRAB *
seriously , imagine this , you walk with a friend telling him somthing and having youre hands up , walking around the corner and ,,,
HAHA.

[AmSidar]

Stepped on hes feet then accidentally hit him whit my knee in the private parts when we fall over... *blush*

[demonicwolf69]

Psh, that is really perverted!

am sorry i am a guy its in my gene's :'(


O.O why would u stomp a guys foot and then nee him thats kinda mean and hurts alot...

[AmSidar]

It was accident i was running cause i was late to school.

[Hunter L]

I had got some water from the fountain and was just swallowing it till a cute asian girl bumped into me she was carring her books in front of her with the metal clipboard out it poked me in the stomach and sploosh she had a face full of water!

[AmSidar]

Thats just evil. XD

[Hunter L]

:iamdead: I kno she was really cute I tried to dry her off
but instead of getting mad like most girls she just laughed:nonono: it was confusing

[Ares05]

im not pervert, i just tend to erm welll :sob: alright im a little perverted but im a single white dude im allowed to be a little perverted :em04: arent i :banzai::wbl:

and besides to girls bumping into each other like that, sorry bout i wouldve stoped and stared :iamdead:

great usage of emotes lol that is the funniest post ive read in a while is there a wrong way to bump into another girl tho

[demonicwolf69]

@ am: ahhhh man that would sooo hurt id prolly break down and cry :| toes are bad enough but then the grand final yea id be down and out for the count:recard:

@hunter lol she prolly knew you didnt mean to, or shes just one them people cant get mad at anything and makes best out of it :D

@pane im sure youve had pervy moments some hot dude standing with his shirt off mowing the yard :41: guys just like to show it more so if they got a gf cuse its nice when shes jealous cuse then u know ur loved :P :XD:

[bushidomizer]

hmm i think the worst time to bump into someone was when my parents told me to go out (right after woke up ) and get something from the grocery store. no time for a shower etc but only washed my face didnt do my hair bla bla. but yea bumping into a girl wearing basketball shorts, a tank top and slippers with my hair covering my eyes doesnt make you feel too cool lol. especially when the girl is drop dead gorgeous ! but thats who i am after i wake up lol

[demonicwolf69]

bushido nice car dude what kinda hp she putting out ???

yea but some chicks might find that appealing my ex always found me most hmm word to use here, hmmm attractive, turned on right after i wake up i dont know why cuse i have really short hair but it did...

[AmSidar]

hmm i think the worst time to bump into someone was when my parents told me to go out (right after woke up ) and get something from the grocery store. no time for a shower etc but only washed my face didnt do my hair bla bla. but yea bumping into a girl wearing basketball shorts, a tank top and slippers with my hair covering my eyes doesnt make you feel too cool lol. especially when the girl is drop dead gorgeous ! but thats who i am after i wake up lol
So basically you looked like a cave man from 40.000 back? :P

[bushidomizer]

yea lol that pretty much sums it up

[C02M0]

this thread has a nice idea but unfortenlly not a lot of people posting .
anyway i dont know if its THE worst way but somone pushed my friend and he fall on some girl . and hes one of my BIGGER friends if you know what i mean .
i feel sorry for her , she must have been really hurt ,physeclly .

[bushidomizer]

^ i know what that feels like haha im about 6"2 and when i rub elbows with the ladies on the dance floor sometimes its a little too much haha but all in all its only for a good time.

[demonicwolf69]

yea im 6'3 and im a fairly large guy myself, so yea one thing always bugged me was hugeing a girl cuse i dont really know my own strengths and sometimes well its like being bear huged im told usually i dont hug people :sob:

[Ares05]

lol demonic u are to funny hahah

[demonicwolf69]

its not easy being strong i always hadnt huging my ex she was 4'3 and a qurter and all of 120 and was x army and even she complained cuse i well was kinda ruff being honest man i really dont know my own strengths...:yabai::hot::sob:

i cant ever have good bed match with a girl it usually ends with me throwing the pillow and her falling off the bed :em04: then i feel like a total jerk and get super emo :dark: and then i get yelled at for being to ruff but how am i so post to be gentle when being gentles being ruff :aty: i really dont get women and since all the girls i do know are as skinny as rails and short haveing a decent bed match or pillow fight is super tuff.:sic::damn::sic::hope:

p.s. im totaly in love with the emotes sorry my little emote spree will prolly end with in a few days...

[C02M0]

enough with emotes!
anyway , another GREAT (bad) way to bump into a girl is going in to the girls dressing room in the pool and inding out youre in the wrong room after bumping her while shes naked .
man i have a good imagination .

[daniel2]

The worst way to bump into a girl would be with a pocket knife in your hand.

[AmSidar]

That was just evil. :o

[demonicwolf69]

The worst way to bump into a girl would be with a pocket knife in your hand.

yea u might get a scream outta that one and a murderer even maybe ?? or called a phreak :yociexp61:

could just bump into a girl totaly nude except for boxers.

and another one u could bump into a girl in the pools and ur swiming trunks some how come off, althought that would be prety random and diffcult for them to actually come off (i unno bout rest the dude but i usually tie mine tight) now that u might get slaped for but itd bee a very interesting way to bump into a girl...

[DXHK]

the worst experience I had was in an arcade.....
I was playing DDR and sometimes people tend to lean on the bar while you are playing....
In my case it was a max300 like song and when I went for bar usage...
well lets just say I felt something soft ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

[bushidomizer]

The worst way to bump into a girl would be with a pocket knife in your hand.

lol id probably laugh and try to explain myself

[AmSidar]

yea u might get a scream outta that one and a murderer even maybe ?? or called a phreak :yociexp61:

could just bump into a girl totaly nude except for boxers.

and another one u could bump into a girl in the pools and ur swiming trunks some how come off, althought that would be prety random and diffcult for them to actually come off (i unno bout rest the dude but i usually tie mine tight) now that u might get slaped for but itd bee a very interesting way to bump into a girl...
Thats maybe true but bikini top is easier to remove lol... only a little bound string is holding it.

[demonicwolf69]

Thats maybe true but bikini top is easier to remove lol... only a little bound string is holding it.

i unno bout that one usually girls tie them little strings tight so that dont happen least in my experince

[AmSidar]

I know i know, but sometimes it happens... maybe i am just unlucky but whenever i wear one of those i am nervous when it will again get loose.

[demonicwolf69]

I know i know, but sometimes it happens... maybe i am just unlucky but whenever i wear one of those i am nervous when it will again get loose.


unless im at a water park or out boating i dont tie my swiming trunk, they stay in place for the most part. only time i worry is when im hitting waves hard that about it.

hiting a hard wave is anything aboce a 3ft whitecap (or a 3 foot wave that crests at the top hints then name whitecap)

ive had em fall down a few times at home after swiming in which case kinda of more inconvience then embarssing

[AmSidar]

if i remember right you say that you bump into girl in water. ;)

[demonicwolf69]

unfortnetly being a tank and being fast isnt something that go hand in hand or id have prolly tryed that already >;)

[daniel2]

That was just evil. :o

Hahaha but can you imagine it :o

[Viperus]

enough with the smileys .
on-topic :
*SUPRISE BOOBGRAB *
seriously , imagine this , you walk with a friend telling him somthing and having youre hands up , walking around the corner and ,,,
HAHA.

LOL that happened to me once. I was explaining to my frend something about swords, and i was pretending to hold the sword horizontally with my both hands. And poof , a girl came rushing behind the corner XD Lol she was pissed, and tried to explain but the whole sword thingy but she didnt believe me. And I'm really a nice guy and all , I'd never do something like that on puropse. But boy, she was maaaad :recard:

[AmSidar]

Hahaha but can you imagine it :o
Yea.... unfortunately i have to vivid imagination.

[crystalalien8]

OMG these are so funny i like the ddr one the most...lol the only thing that comes to mind is that when i was in 6th or 7th grade i was in gym playing basketball with my class and apperently when i jumped for a rebound as i was coming down my junk rubbed up on this girl... like her whole arm apperntly lol...i didnt fell it but she sure did...lol

[demonicwolf69]

OMG these are so funny i like the ddr one the most...lol the only thing that comes to mind is that when i was in 6th or 7th grade i was in gym playing basketball with my class and apperently when i jumped for a rebound as i was coming down my junk rubbed up on this girl... like her whole arm apperntly lol...i didnt fell it but she sure did...lol

LOL???

mine is prolly my first ex that wasnt really bumping into her but more of a well me being clumsy and ended up grabing something...

had it not been we were dateing for 3 months i think i might have looked like this.:aac6cae1:

[prokuyt]

ah...i had a horrible day the other day..i left my lights on my car so the battery was flat, and i went inside the arcade to get directions...and when i got them..i went into the toilets to relay the info to the insurance people coz it was kinda loud..AND A HOT GIRL WALKS IN AND ASKS WHAT I"M DOING IN THE GIRLS TOILET XD...

[Chrisuu01]

There canb only be one place and one time

When ur in a pervy mood in a manga and anime store at the porn corner
that is i think the worst that can happend

I mean thats the pinical of shame isnt it?

[daniel2]

Unless she likes Hentai like my girlfriend.

[xzeldax3]

the worst experience I had was in an arcade.....
I was playing DDR and sometimes people tend to lean on the bar while you are playing....
In my case it was a max300 like song and when I went for bar usage...
well lets just say I felt something soft ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

hahaha!!! thats great, i can totally relate to that. people always lean on the bars, and when i occasionally reach for them, people look at me like i'm a queer.:twitching: and i push my glasses,:megane: and say "its your fault"

[demonicwolf69]

my most fond memory of grabing/bumping into a girl was at worlds of fun i think it was in the water park, i was swiming and i cant open my eyes under water or i cant see very good after, needless to say at the age of 6 i found out that size 6-C wasnt something you should be grabing and when you squeze a few times girls tend to not like it...

i felt really bad and prolly one of the few reasons im so shy now...

[Antique]

Bumping into the person you like right outside the bathroom with toilet paper stuck on your shoe dragging behind you.... Yup thats it.

[scott_2222]

in general, i try not to bump into or grab anyone

i always thought it was hard for that to happen, and only happens in anime