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CallistoNTG
07-13-2007, 09:10 PM
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Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

"We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered."

The director of Basra's veterinary hospital, Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, has inspected several of the animals' corpses.

He told the AFP news agency: "These appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known locally as Al-Girta.

"Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific."

Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.
One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.
Only thing left is a zombie apocalypse of some sort to tell us the world hates us and wants us to GTFO.

Funniest quote from this, in my opinion, has to be:
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

Leaf
07-13-2007, 09:11 PM
ur joking right ????:twitching:

Edwin
07-13-2007, 09:14 PM
I thought this was a joke at first till I checked...oh well. Silly people.

Jonexe
07-13-2007, 10:18 PM
Ha! I love amusing news stories. Here's a place where you can find tons, daily :P

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Leaf
07-13-2007, 10:19 PM
lol love ur sig XD

Black Sheep
07-14-2007, 11:14 AM
This sounds like something Stephan Colbert would report. I'm sure he'd love to find another crises to blame the destruction of man beside man-eating/hunting/killing bears.

AdamG781
07-19-2007, 07:30 PM
Im speechless...but its kinda funny....:em0113:

tankedjmc
07-19-2007, 08:18 PM
I want a man eating badger!

RunningWild
07-20-2007, 03:44 AM
Hunting Season.

drifteruk360360
12-18-2007, 10:51 AM
so they're the weapons of mass destruction...

KetchupSauce
12-18-2007, 07:25 PM
lol wtf. Evolution ahahaha. *brings out shotgun* This is how you keep evolution down son. At least at a beast level.