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R3D-Belmont
07-24-2012, 09:51 PM
This is one of my most favorite word games mostly because all answers are really innocent, but this game will seriously force you to think twice about what you really wanna put. This is how we will play it, one person will give clues and everyone will try to guess what it is. Before giving a dirty answer try and think hard as to what it might be, or else you'll lose and everyone will know you're sick minded XD... After an hour, the person closest to the answer will get to make the next set of hints (max of 4 hints). If no answer is provided from the person who made the hints within the hour then the riddle is skipped and the first person to make another set of hints will get the next one... Let us see Who's super perverted and who's not, and we'll start with this:
-I am a 4 letter word
-I am a name for a woman
-I end in U.N.T.
"what am I?"

Good luck everyone and have fun :E63:

Sun Seto
07-24-2012, 09:56 PM
Is it cunt? :p

R3D-Belmont
07-24-2012, 10:01 PM
No fool... :/ I told you it's not really what you think it is, but since this was an example question let me just tell you what it is:

the answer is "AUNT" :lols: so here's another one, you'll get the idea as we go on...
-what part of a man has no bone but has muscles,
-has lots of veins
-likes pumping and is responsible for making love?
What am I?

OldSchoolRoxy
07-24-2012, 10:06 PM
the heart?

R3D-Belmont
07-24-2012, 10:11 PM
the heart?

Holy S4!T you got it~!!!, I guess it is your turn next.... nice job :moli_7ree_074:

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 10:43 AM
Lol no one wanted to make another set of hints.... How unfortunate, I guess I'll make another one.
-a finger goes inside me.
-you fiddle with me when you're bored.
-the best man has me first.
What am I?

loppoio
07-25-2012, 10:52 AM
A ring! :3

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 11:14 AM
A ring! :3

Meh, close enough... it was actually a wedding ring but good job nonetheless... You get to pick the next set of hints now ;3

loppoio
07-25-2012, 11:19 AM
Ok hinting time!!
-I am long hard and stiff.
-I am used in a warm wet place and moved back and forth for the best effect.
;)

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 11:29 AM
Holy crap, only 2 hints and this one is tough... :onion16: is it a Garden Hose?

alice chi
07-25-2012, 11:32 AM
A toothbrush!

Norza
07-25-2012, 11:33 AM
Windshield wiper.

loppoio
07-25-2012, 11:34 AM
Sorry know it is not (am I supposed to tell you what it is or do you keep guessing?) and well it's actually 3 hints I just put 2 and 3 on one point becausee...idk im stupid!!!

loppoio
07-25-2012, 11:34 AM
A toothbrush!
YES! :) you're correct

alice chi
07-25-2012, 11:37 AM
I am not good at this at all, but something I can remember is..

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 11:54 AM
Damn, you guys are making them too hard now XD (which is a good thing I guess...). I'm going to have to think hard before I can answer this one :E59: .................................................. ..... I GOT IT~!!!! It is Legs?

alice chi
07-25-2012, 11:58 AM
Yup, it is legs.

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 12:24 PM
Yaay ^^, I guess I get the next one... let's see:
-When I go in I might cause pain,
-I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow,
-I can fill your hole.
What am I?

Shizu
07-25-2012, 12:26 PM
A dentist :P

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 12:31 PM
A dentist :P

Woo :yokie_68: a lot of you are good at this game... yes you are correct, it was dentist. So you get to make the next set of hints...

Shizu
07-25-2012, 12:34 PM
Alright try this one :P

What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 12:48 PM
They just get harder and harder (no pun intended...), I seriously don't have a clue for this one, but give me time and I'll get it right... is it a car?

Shizu
07-25-2012, 12:55 PM
Haha nope is not a car XP
Take your time. It's actually not tht hard :P

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 01:17 PM
Is it a house? :beautifu2:

Shizu
07-25-2012, 01:31 PM
Nope. Guess again :P

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 01:43 PM
Oh bloody hell :189bbdde: I cannot believe I'm Hispanic and I couldn't figure this out on my first try... It was the pope that made it hard XD... is it a last name?

alice chi
07-25-2012, 02:10 PM
The pope gave it away. It's surname.

OldSchoolRoxy
07-25-2012, 03:19 PM
yup yup last name...I don't have any riddles to share...

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 04:50 PM
Well since I technically got the last one right... I'll say the next one:
-I come in many sizes,
-when I'm not well I drip,
-when you blow me you feel good.
What am I?

alice chi
07-25-2012, 05:08 PM
Tissue? Maybe.

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 05:15 PM
Ah, so close... but no banana for you... why don't you try again :th_086_64color:

alice chi
07-25-2012, 06:04 PM
Then a.. runny nose?

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 08:19 PM
Sorry for the delayed reply, but yes, you are correct, it is a nose... so it is your turn, unless you wanna skip and let someone else do it...

alice chi
07-25-2012, 08:23 PM
No need to, I was thinking for one.

I want to suck it. I want to move my tongue all over it and I want to fill my mouth with it.

Quite erotic, but it will have to do~ :EG60:

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 08:31 PM
No no, don't worry... that's the idea of this game, the thing is it seems perverted but in reality it is as innocent and clean as the Disney channel (or so they say XD...), But anyway... is it a lollipop?

alice chi
07-25-2012, 08:33 PM
Close, but not lollipop. :relax:

R3D-Belmont
07-25-2012, 08:35 PM
Drat, you got revenge on me XD...

alice chi
07-25-2012, 08:38 PM
Better luck next time~ :bingo2:

Shizu
07-26-2012, 12:20 AM
Ice cream :P

alice chi
07-26-2012, 12:21 AM
Ice cream it is!

Shizu
07-26-2012, 12:26 AM
Ding Ding!! Score 1 for me XDD

Ok next one :P

What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

alice chi
07-26-2012, 12:30 AM
Hairy, oval and delicious.. Kiwi comes to mind, although it's bitter. C..coconut? I don't think it's hairy though, I don't know~ :aty:

Shizu
07-26-2012, 12:32 AM
Haha coconut it is XDD Not extremely hairy right but a bit yes XD

Anyways you're up X3

alice chi
07-26-2012, 12:36 AM
Oh. I was uncertain. :relax:

What fits between your breasts, works well when stiff and is inserted into a hole?

:nwc: my innocence points are dripping further away..~

Shizu
07-26-2012, 12:42 AM
haha a seatbelt XP

alice chi
07-26-2012, 12:44 AM
:yokie_68: correct~

Shizu
07-26-2012, 12:46 AM
YES! X3

Ok next XP
Men and woman both ride me up and down, a finger can go in me, I let out loads what am I?

alice chi
07-26-2012, 02:37 AM
What goes up and down and lets out loads of people out? Elevator, I think. :O

Shizu
07-26-2012, 10:48 AM
You got it :P
Getting pretty good at this aren't you? XP

R3D-Belmont
07-26-2012, 10:44 PM
Wow I leave for 1 day and you guys just unload on this game :am: ... Nice to see there are a lot of others who like to mess with people's minds too X3 ... SO can I get the next one or do any of you want the next turn? (Btw I made a paper boomerang that works and looks like a castlevania cross :llb-(4): )

alice chi
07-28-2012, 02:10 PM
You got it :P
Getting pretty good at this aren't you? XP

I am just.. I just have a knack for riddles~

@R3D, go ahead. I have nothing.

R3D-Belmont
07-28-2012, 02:15 PM
I'll call you the riddle master if you can get this one:
-I try to do it with sleep,
-I try all night to get in the right position,
-I only sleep in snatches.
What am I?

AstralMANIAC
07-29-2012, 03:12 AM
O.O your mother.

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