Worst movie you ever saw! [Archive] - Nihonomaru Anime Network

Tezcatlipoca

02-05-2008, 06:37 PM

Now here's a plot twist.... what's the worst movie you ever saw? Well, for me it was a movie called "Faust".... but the movie is so bad that it becomes funny.
As for "famous" ones... perhaps "Saw", can't believe the hype. :casual:

theguy2687

02-06-2008, 09:07 PM

ULTRAVIOLET!!!!!!!!! It's so bad it's laughable. My friend Kourtney and I were literally laughing out loud in the theater along with other people near the end.

Akiba

02-06-2008, 09:29 PM

"The-Ex"

Only watch it because Zach Braff was in it, saw the trailer it look kinda funny.
But when I went to watch the movie, it wasn't all so great .... horrible acting cast, and the plot was horrible really, even though there were some funny moments in it.

zPASz

02-26-2008, 04:03 PM

aaaaaa......

reminder

02-26-2008, 04:07 PM

Of the famous ones, Catwoman. I've heard that it is also called one of the worst movies EVER.

Of the non-famous.... can't remember. I remember one horror movie when a slutty zombie nurse bit off a d**k... and the very plot was extremelly stupid... too bad I don't remember the title.

chimpzy

02-26-2008, 04:12 PM

Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

It's so incredbily bad it becomes good :)

Sword

02-29-2008, 03:23 PM

So far the worst movie I ever saw was Passion of the Christ. So much violence, gory, and the whole movie was based on the death of Jesus. Where the part of his teaching of love and peace?

Unknown1080

02-29-2008, 03:45 PM

I agree with sword, especially the "NAILS"!!!!

toadvine

02-29-2008, 03:51 PM

Of the non-famous.... can't remember. I remember one horror movie when a slutty zombie nurse bit off a d**k... and the very plot was extremelly stupid... too bad I don't remember the title.

That was 'Beyond Re-Animator' - quite the impressively cheesy film! (I have a not-so-secret love of cheesy horror/gore/kung-fu films)

That said, even I have to draw the line somewhere: Nekeddo burâddo: Megyaku (splatter: naked blood) was just unwatchable. It's the kind of gore that makes Hostel and Saw look tame.

Of more mainstream films... Idiocracy was just miserable. Great premise, complete failure to deliver.

jim666

03-12-2008, 10:13 PM

the wickerman . . . so bad, just so bad . . . you think mabye its just building up to a good ending, mabye it will reedem itself for wasting 2 1/2 hrs of my life BUT IT DOESNT!

Kiki-Jiki

03-14-2008, 09:49 PM

The last 2 matrix movies

GKhan

03-15-2008, 06:32 AM

Carnage

03-15-2008, 06:51 AM

Black Mask 1 and 2.... 0.O"

McHeir

03-19-2008, 02:48 PM

So far the worst movie I ever saw was Passion of the Christ. So much violence, gory, and the whole movie was based on the death of Jesus. Where the part of his teaching of love and peace?

Simple answer. This movie tells us story about the last 12 hours of Christ's life so no wonder it's based on His death. And what about violence? It was for real so why the director should have made it in a different way? When it goes about love and peace this movie IS about it, even itself. He sacrifaced His life for us. Maybe you didn't understand it or you are not a christian.

And the worst film I have ever seen is Matrix.

yuusuke

03-21-2008, 01:54 PM

steel tempest.. argh.. waste my muney... >.<

Syarith

03-24-2008, 11:48 PM

I can name a few. But to keep my post limited, I will say the remake of Psycho for now. It was so horrible. I think it was even worse than the remake of the wicker man.

beyazm

03-25-2008, 10:15 AM

İ guess it was American Psycho...

AdamLong

03-25-2008, 01:24 PM

Citizen Kane, what a horrible horrible examination on the cruelty of man that just happened to come out during WW2. God, what an awful, eye-opening movie.

waffaddict

03-25-2008, 11:57 PM

Skinwalkers.
I don't know what evil demon possessed some poor soul to produce this train wreck. This movie deserves an everlasting spot in the bargain bin. Should be a comedy instead of whatever they thought it was. Funniest werewolves I've ever seen.

daniel2

03-26-2008, 04:47 AM

Saw 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 & Cube and Cube 2 Hypercube.

auslander11

03-29-2008, 04:46 PM

One horrible movie with Billy Zane that acts as a stereotypical martial artist and tries to prevent the destruction of the world by beating up bad guys with a newly formed team that suddenly find out they possess awesome martial arts power. I forgot the name of the movie though.

It was called 'Invincible', I think it was made-for-TV on TNT, if I remember right. During the previews when it premiered they were playing a cover of 'You Spin Me' that I liked the sound of, but they never used it in the movie. And yeah, it was pretty bad. But the worst for me was a godawful atrocious movie called "The Willies". ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

So, so bad. Not 'so bad it's good'. Just awful.

the_bacon_man

03-31-2008, 09:18 PM

Manos the hand of fate since i was looking for the worst movie ever,
the one that i saw that mistake was war of the world tv version, the acting suck, stupid specials effects and the main character was 2 people that the only difference was an mustache that you could see the tape that was making it stick

darkJester

03-31-2008, 09:27 PM

Mission Impossible...

utter crap... only action they had was shown in the previews & commercials... and the story... well... lets just say i fell asleep for the 1st time IN the theaters...

k thxs...

the_bacon_man

03-31-2008, 09:38 PM

I have a profound hate for spider-man 3, I though the movie tried too much in too little time and that made all of the connecting stories feel incomplete

ralfgm04

04-03-2008, 09:40 PM

Shrek 3, The movie is so Gay <,<

Towel

04-04-2008, 03:44 AM

Battlefield Earth.

I actually went to theaters to see it, after watching the whole thing, I was pissed at my self for not walking out after the first 10min.

xfyrenx

04-06-2008, 07:32 PM

Titanic. I'm probably going to get murdered over it, but it's a pile of crap, excuse my french. It's also the only movie EVER I fell asleep while watching.

SAW 3 (or 2? The latest one anyway) is next in line.

kawabanga

04-14-2008, 02:01 PM

"Eragon", such dissapointment ><

rulermate

05-08-2008, 06:23 PM

eraser head

vash82

05-09-2008, 01:58 AM

Alien vs Hunter

_EVA_01

05-09-2008, 06:44 AM

Chronicles of Riddick is the worst movie i've seen. Man I hated it. If you haven't seen it, I envy you.

txcforever

05-09-2008, 06:53 AM

Dumb and Dumberer is probably the worst movie I've ever seen in a movie theater (I don't include tv only movies as they usually are low budget). Me and a friend of mine just couldn't take it no more and left the theater 30 minutes later. Epic movie also sucked big time but since I just rented it I don't really mind (I also couldn't bear it till the end, I stopped it after 20 minutes)

ShenZhiXian

05-09-2008, 07:04 AM

Worst movie,

"Close encounters of the Third Kind"

Arikifudokato

05-09-2008, 11:13 AM

its "Open Water" for me. waste of time, waste of money.....

blush__x

05-29-2008, 11:12 AM

Meet the spartons.
It's pointless, not funny and looks fake.
(:

azn-guy06

05-29-2008, 04:36 PM

the hulk was the worst movie i saw but i think part 2 is going to be better

moonstorm_2000

05-29-2008, 08:54 PM

FEAST.

Yeah...so good in all its horrible-ness.

Carlos II

05-30-2008, 08:27 PM

For me the worst of the film was "HULK", too much publicity to see such horrific special effects, better had hired a real person, thus saving a lot of money......:em04::em04:

Ares05

05-30-2008, 08:27 PM

id say riddick too

ynot672000

06-01-2008, 09:14 AM

anything directed by Uwe Boll, Howard The Duck, Freddy Got Fingered

drowned_baby

06-10-2008, 04:21 AM

scary movie (all of them). its not funny.

masterblue00

06-10-2008, 11:17 PM

Black Sheep
a new zealand movie

RTH

06-13-2008, 10:13 AM

I can't say which movie was the worst i ever saw.
But the worst movie i saw during the last few months was definitely Fifty Pills. Bad acting and boring as hell.

alcapowned

06-13-2008, 08:42 PM

Day After Tommorow was pretty bad. Not worst ever, but I can't think of a movie right now I've watched recently that was as bad.

Persocom-san

06-13-2008, 08:49 PM

the wickerman . . . so bad, just so bad . . . you think mabye its just building up to a good ending, mabye it will reedem itself for wasting 2 1/2 hrs of my life BUT IT DOESNT!

Question, the newer wickerman or the old one. The new one gets worst remake EVER in my book. The original was a work of art. They aren't even remotely the same.

Pipsqueak

06-13-2008, 08:55 PM

il throw another nicholas cage film into the mix, ghost rider.............. lol at cgi tbh

tripalloca

06-14-2008, 06:33 AM

My worst film is the scarecrow its horrible!

navi1199

06-14-2008, 10:36 PM

the worst movie i saw so far was The Happening... i can't believe i wasted money to see that crap x/ if you guys haven't seen it STAY AWAY! you're probably better off renting cloverfield for a nice romantic scare than going out on a date and watching The Happening in theaters...