Words Women Use...

[darkhunter]

FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome."

THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

[vengeance]

Don't 4get their classic "WATEVER"

[pretmaker]

MMM what abbout gigling then???
I know allot of girls that giggle behind your back... So explaint that one please :)

[kiziroglu]

"you always forget things, like you forgot buying the tickets ! "
I've once forgot to buy the tickets for a movie she wanted to go... since that day, it's her card to use that word in every single situation when I'm late to do something.

[krono]

:em0128: pretty much the same in Spanish (specially the sighs) :em0128:

[Aplus]

Well written!

[zeropro]

woman and girly men alike love to use "eww"

[Unknown81888]

To put a comedic twist to it...

"I'm too old/young for you"

"I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already"

"I'm not dating right now"

"I like you, as a friend"

"I already have someone I like"

and

"You touch me, and I'll scream "RAPE"

>.>

[Unknown1080]

HERE'S THE TRIBAL ONE....

Chenes - usually used to describe a fake language, it's only a slang and it refers to random things like censoring or mockery....

Punyeta - used to describe you as "foolish", or "idiotic" in other cases, they even use it on their own gender.....every gender is applicable to use this term, but women use this word as their habit, unless some men are gay....

Char - (No not the Protoss Homeworld where Fenix is rebuilt to a dragoon and has an allegiance to "Raynor's Boys") This term is used to fictionalize the things some girls may say like "I'm beautiful, char!" mostly like a form of saying "Just Kidding".....

[Slayden]

Ha ha I remember seeing this joke a few years ago. It's funny but very true much of the time. Any of these words, however, can have a completely different meaning depending on the way the woman speaks it. Here is the golden rule for communicating with women: what is said isn't nearly as important as how it is said.

Curious. I may be wrong, but I think the list was a little longer. I'll see if I can dig it up on my hard drive.

[Unknown1080]

Yeah, I agree.....

[comickitty]

lol that's too funny sometimes that's true :P

[Slayden]

Here we go! It was longer. Here's the rest of it:

Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.

Crosses Arms:
This is a gesture. this means that she is waiting for you to say something else completely stupid. be careful not to ask what's wrong and you will get the answer of nothing with a loud sigh.

The Eye roll:
This is also a gesture. this also means she thinks you are completely stupid. This will probably precede the words "oh really?" and if you say "i can explain" you will get a please do or a go ahead with raised eye brows. when you get the fine, you know you've lost. try again in five minutes and maybe you'll get a small sigh. if not, please proceed to the nearest exit. the phrase she has in mind is, "Don't call me...I'll call you."

The Foot Tap:
This can mean one of two things, neither of which are any good news to you. It can mean A) why have you not commented on these really cute shoes (and or pedicure) i just got, trying to look good for YOU! in this case it will often be followed with the raised eyebrows and sometimes, a loud sigh. or B)she is saying to herself, I don't remember a time before i started standing here. You take longer to get ready then my sister for the prom. She is quite possibly considering the fact that you are a metrosexual, which, as all straight men know, is no good sign. When you are finally ready, or done with whatever it is that is keeping you from focusing all your attention on her you will get a thanks a lot. don't try to fight it, or you will more than likely get the eye roll.

[Sword]

I really suggest that these words should be sold as a guild for men to avoid further problems with their gf or wife's. They could have pictures to help even the slowest of men to grasp each meaning.:JFBQ00213070516A:

[lan60000]

you forgot "You're Weird"

that can go both ways, so i heard

[Faeyice]

.... This is pointless, and inaccurate for a lot of women. I myself do not say all those, and if I do say any of them the meaning is different. ;;; I think people will understand any of those words people say without the definition being posted. </3