60 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys!!

[Agnus]

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know


wrote by guys. :D

My own comments are in italics.
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. (hhhm... dont we all know that :p)
"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (jerks!)
Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. *kukukuku*
Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (thats just cute!)
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. (will keep that in mind)
A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (will keep that in mind too)
Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
Guys get jealous easily. (i know!! n we love it anyway)
Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
Girls are guys' weaknesses. (oh, really? thought it was food :P)
Guys are very open about themselves.
It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (jerks!)
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend.
Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
Try to be as straightforward as possible.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (but we find these things just cute!)
No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (I don't understand this.)
If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (hhmm.. :JFBQ00208070428A:)
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
(Now this isn't necessarily true. When a guy says "Leave me alone", let him be for a few minutes and when he's ready to talk, he'll settle down somewhere and look at you often to get your attention. Once he's ready, then you can try, seriously i had hard times with that!)
Guys don't really have final decisions. (i know!! >.<)
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. (oh shit O.o)
When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity.
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. (dont really like too much make up...)
Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them. (ya i see that :P)
We don't like girls who are too skinny. (then thats why he calls me fat >.>)
We love it when girls talk about their boobs. (geeh!)
Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not..
Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. (i noticed >O<)
When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
(LOL where did #60 go? I honestly don't know.)


Revenge!!!!!

[Loli]

"When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
(Now this isn't necessarily true. When a guy says "Leave me alone", let him be for a few minutes and when he's ready to talk, he'll settle down somewhere and look at you often to get your attention. Once he's ready, then you can try, seriously i had hard times with that!)"

lol when that happens you should look at him till he says "i´m so sorry, it's not your foult".... XDDD

[vengeance]

80-90% true....... i would haft to say. This was written by a guys? Sounds more like the other way around.

[ErgoProxy]

... I'm not sure about these things :XD:

# 41 Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity.

^ my favourite

[Dark_Clown]

u should take it for real when i say leave me alone... if u don't u could get hurt ...

[Loli]

u should take it for real when i say leave me alone... if u don't u could get hurt ...

not really... guys are so week~~ they just fell sorry they talked to us like that and apologize.... and they wouldnt touch girl~

[Dark_Clown]

nah... u see it wrong coz i nearly never use such terms i have to be damn pissed to tell ppl to leave me alone

[Loli]

i actually never said that... >_>

that's kinda emo even for girls~~ like " my life is so complicated, i would rather die..." =__________= hate people like that...

[Dark_Clown]

k intristing way to put it ...

[reminder]

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know

[LIST=1]
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. sometimes guy's mind is just a bit belwo the belt, so for more fun they would

"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. ... yeah right...

Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. soo simple-minded we are

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. ...mhm.... We SOOO really do...

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. whoops! No pants!

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. that's definately right

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.sometimes

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. + *in bed*

Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. unless they're gay

Guys get jealous easily. only if it's worth it

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. I won't even start with this one...

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. he'll assume the worst that can be assumed

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. not always

Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Liez

Girls are guys' weaknesses. as many more things

Guys are very open about themselves.not all

It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. you gotta be better than her then ^^

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 100% right

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. .... whatever

Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. but 90% of times they aren't serious

Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend. not all

Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. liez

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. truth

Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. we're so simple minded.... NO

Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. I wonder who's fault is that

Try to be as straightforward as possible. a good advice

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. so hurt him first? bishy...

If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. depends on relationship depth

No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. and we all knwo where the lock is

Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. We can read? Naah

Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. that's right, girls complain if you don't give them enough attention, but if you give too much of it, they start abusing you

If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.or he had a few beers

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. if he says that to a guy - he surely is. Lese it's one of the pick-up lines

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." I agree with mizu about that

Guys don't really have final decisions. liez

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. truth

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. we're always thinking something, thank you

Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity. sometimes
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. truth

A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. who doesn't

Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. some do, some don't

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. mm.... not always
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. gotta agree

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. not everyone

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. Lies. We would like to keep our nuts, thank you.

No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. mhm


Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.

We don't like girls who are too skinny.truth

We love it when girls talk about their boobs. OMG YES!!! Except boob cancer or smth like that...

Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not..

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. try that and you're dead

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... gotta agree

Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. not all respect that... but generally, yes

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. or to be away from somethign as much as possible

Revenge!!!!!

That's more like dictionary for girls than a form of revenge.

[holy]

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know


wrote by guys. :D

Guys get jealous easily. (i know!! n we love it anyway)

Revenge!!!!!

that is true for me. I have many fights with my girl friend because I got jealous lol:em038:

[darkzero45]

Ummm........ Damn....... You got me. Most of those things are true with me. Most of them. I don't stammer on the phone though.

[Dark Akuma]

All are right concerning me except one. When i say i wanna be alone,i fucking mean it.

[Second_Best]

Eerily accurate list. Only one I'd really disagree with is the too skinny one. And for the ladies? Maybe you do enjoy it when we get jealous, but I assure you, we don't have that same enjoyment. It can lead to a heck of a lot of angst on our part.

[Chika]

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. (Well, there are some men who love sluts…)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone. (Not completely true, my honey says ‘how are you doing?” or “what’s up, you sound tired”)
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (Men might look at it as; “hey, you girls eye men all day, well, we’re going to eye women all day.” What actually is happening, is that you’re admiring the opposite sex… what’s so bad about that?)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (If the guy needs to go through all that, it’s because girls can’t talk well, or want to have the guy on his toes constantly)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (half-true, you ignore him, and he’ll get pissed and do it right back a few days later – it goes both ways)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. (We all hate it, why talk about the past when ‘hopefully’ you got something better right in front of you?)
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (Not true, a sensible man like my bf says that I an talk to anyone, as long as I remain true to him.)
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. (Don’t we?)
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. (If they can talk about their girl-friends, then you can talk about your boy-friends. No double-standard bs.)
11. Guys get jealous easily. (Umm, we do too, duh?)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. (Common to misunderstand, both genders are emotional – depending on the person, he/she can be stone-like or emotional.)
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. (Well, that happens, why don’t you fix it instead of letting him feel like shit for the next few days?)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (If a guy is smooth with his advances… Be cautious, he’s prolly a player.)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. (Again, not completely true.)
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. (This is a two-lane Street.)
17. Guys are very open about themselves. (Well, do you want them to be all clammed-up and a bunch of liars? Honesty FTW)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. (Test a guy… Is this some game? Give his a fleeting hope then shatter it if you don’t like what you see?)
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (1. The guy should be true to you. 2. Why didn’t you try and help? Give and take, eh’?)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. (True, but few of us really understand the simplicity of that.)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Yea, commonly known as flirting?)
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. (Of course a good man will give 110% in a relationship, but in turn, you must return 100%, if not, he’ll feel unwanted by you, like you are withdrawn.)
23. Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend. (Not everything, but, if they talk about you, well, you should be happy, he’s happy that he is good enough for you.)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. (When we compliment you, we’re casual about it, so you don’t feel like we mean it, right?)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. (Well, yes… We tend to not think before we say something. And, if we said something wrong, we try to blame it on them and/or blow the situation up completely.
26. Guys seek advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. (No, young males should ask their father for some help. After all, do not take advice about a woman from a woman. We have our own, unique personalities right?)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. (Neither can we, sadly. Either it’s a game, (uses brain) or real, (uses heart) Try putting the two together k?)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. (We should too, nothing should be one-sided.)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. (Partially true… One must mature through experiences and more, but the idea that a girl matures faster than a male? I laugh myself 6 feet under.)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (Why don’t we tell them it’s okie?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. (This is partially true… Depends which head he’s thinking with.)
32. Guys learn from experience, not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. (Yea, most of us do take the internet and books as “we know it all”, however, some of us know better. And there are a lot of guys that do the same thing.)
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (Let me explain; should a girl or guy be led around on an invisible leash? I thought not.)
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. (Think about it, us girls know from age 1 how to swallow, complain and bitch about our periods, not to mention making an ogre quiver with the looks we practice.)
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (Yea, we still need to learn that… some of us, anyways…)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." (Not always true, some men would rather not trouble the one they love, with their problems. It seems they are afraid of over-burdening us.)
37. Guys don't really have final decisions. (You don’t? Well, welcome to the club!!)
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. (We tend not to know serious from joking, as we are always assuming they are over-reacting… And thus, they get angry because we fail to realize that they are indeed serious.)
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. (I’d feel sorry, but you know, the other guy asked me out, and I was blind to the signs or didn’t care.)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. (Ummm… We talk aloud and giggle in huddles… They should be wondering what we’re up to.)
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity. (Guys like all sorts of girls, and girls like all-sorts of guys.)
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. (Not true, my bf laughs anytime I bring him down in the living room, and he has a personal reminder not to hurt me, or I’ll dish it right back – Be firm, but not overbearing.)
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. (Did you steal that from us? You are still more open though, cheers!!)
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. (If the guy loves you, he usually will let you win almost every fight. Don’t abuse that ability, cuz there is one hell of a backlash when he finally has had enough.)
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. (We actually need to take off our makeup… It’s like a mask… We make ourselves pretty for 3 hours in the morning, or however long it takes… What’s the use? That’s daylight that I’m wasting… I could have my hubby skipping into work merrily in less time.)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (Ummm… depends on the topic really…)
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. (Well, don’t we?)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. (What you mean by confusing, is that we don’t open up to you, I’d presume.)
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. (He shouldn’t have to desire that… Heard of equality? Or did they misprint that in the context of independence?)
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. (Just as we can complain to them, let them complain to us.)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them. (Well yea, likewise.)
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. (It hurts you when us little things sit on your lap doesn’t it?)
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs. (Truth be told, we find utter amusement and enjoy men and other women talking about themselves. We listen and learn!!)
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a onetime deal or not… (That is why you give it a few weeks and proceed slowly… Snail pace.)
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to... it may not seem right, but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and tell them about yours... (Sharing is great, but, one thing… Don’t anyone dare beat up a kind and loving person just cuz you got hurt in your previous relationship.)
56. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs. (No, guys are ticklish all over when their lover is tickling them.)
57. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... (Try massaging their back also! They will feel so much better afterwards.)
58. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. (If we let them know… We fail to do that now and again… The feeling can get overpowering and your whole brain dissolves in the waves of pleasure.)
59. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (That is so true… I remember when my bf and I first met… A year later I begged him to be with me more, and he was there every weekend with 2 jobs and a state away… But I was stupid and kicked him away for a bit, snatched him back and told him that I hadn’t seen him for what he is to me, really.)
A note to everyone; You should be equal to the one you love, however temporary the relationship is. Treat each other with respect, dignity, be honest with each other, and realize and acknowledge when one or both of you have made a misstep.
Responding to the post; “60 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys!!”
From Lilette Brown and Tim Tasker

[Agnus]

80-90% true....... i would haft to say. This was written by a guys? Sounds more like the other way around.

well i took that from a site and most of guys here seem to agree :p

u should take it for real when i say leave me alone... if u don't u could get hurt ...

I KNOW!!
:JFBQ00208070428A: it goes moi too

That's more like dictionary for girls than a form of revenge.

nice point of vireew on ya coments xD


1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. (Well, there are some men who love sluts…)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone. (Not completely true, my honey says ‘how are you doing?” or “what’s up, you sound tired”)
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (Men might look at it as; “hey, you girls eye men all day, well, we’re going to eye women all day.” What actually is happening, is that you’re admiring the opposite sex… what’s so bad about that?)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (If the guy needs to go through all that, it’s because girls can’t talk well, or want to have the guy on his toes constantly)
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (half-true, you ignore him, and he’ll get pissed and do it right back a few days later – it goes both ways)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. (We all hate it, why talk about the past when ‘hopefully’ you got something better right in front of you?)
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (Not true, a sensible man like my bf says that I an talk to anyone, as long as I remain true to him.)
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. (Don’t we?)
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. (If they can talk about their girl-friends, then you can talk about your boy-friends. No double-standard bs.)
11. Guys get jealous easily. (Umm, we do too, duh?)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. (Common to misunderstand, both genders are emotional – depending on the person, he/she can be stone-like or emotional.)
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. (Well, that happens, why don’t you fix it instead of letting him feel like shit for the next few days?)
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (If a guy is smooth with his advances… Be cautious, he’s prolly a player.)
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. (Again, not completely true.)
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. (This is a two-lane Street.)
17. Guys are very open about themselves. (Well, do you want them to be all clammed-up and a bunch of liars? Honesty FTW)
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. (Test a guy… Is this some game? Give his a fleeting hope then shatter it if you don’t like what you see?)
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (1. The guy should be true to you. 2. Why didn’t you try and help? Give and take, eh’?)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. (True, but few of us really understand the simplicity of that.)
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Yea, commonly known as flirting?)
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. (Of course a good man will give 110% in a relationship, but in turn, you must return 100%, if not, he’ll feel unwanted by you, like you are withdrawn.)
23. Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend. (Not everything, but, if they talk about you, well, you should be happy, he’s happy that he is good enough for you.)
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. (When we compliment you, we’re casual about it, so you don’t feel like we mean it, right?)
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. (Well, yes… We tend to not think before we say something. And, if we said something wrong, we try to blame it on them and/or blow the situation up completely.
26. Guys seek advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. (No, young males should ask their father for some help. After all, do not take advice about a woman from a woman. We have our own, unique personalities right?)
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. (Neither can we, sadly. Either it’s a game, (uses brain) or real, (uses heart) Try putting the two together k?)
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. (We should too, nothing should be one-sided.)
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. (Partially true… One must mature through experiences and more, but the idea that a girl matures faster than a male? I laugh myself 6 feet under.)
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (Why don’t we tell them it’s okie?)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. (This is partially true… Depends which head he’s thinking with.)
32. Guys learn from experience, not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. (Yea, most of us do take the internet and books as “we know it all”, however, some of us know better. And there are a lot of guys that do the same thing.)
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (Let me explain; should a girl or guy be led around on an invisible leash? I thought not.)
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. (Think about it, us girls know from age 1 how to swallow, complain and bitch about our periods, not to mention making an ogre quiver with the looks we practice.)
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (Yea, we still need to learn that… some of us, anyways…)
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." (Not always true, some men would rather not trouble the one they love, with their problems. It seems they are afraid of over-burdening us.)
37. Guys don't really have final decisions. (You don’t? Well, welcome to the club!!)
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. (We tend not to know serious from joking, as we are always assuming they are over-reacting… And thus, they get angry because we fail to realize that they are indeed serious.)
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. (I’d feel sorry, but you know, the other guy asked me out, and I was blind to the signs or didn’t care.)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. (Ummm… We talk aloud and giggle in huddles… They should be wondering what we’re up to.)
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity. (Guys like all sorts of girls, and girls like all-sorts of guys.)
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. (Not true, my bf laughs anytime I bring him down in the living room, and he has a personal reminder not to hurt me, or I’ll dish it right back – Be firm, but not overbearing.)
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. (Did you steal that from us? You are still more open though, cheers!!)
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. (If the guy loves you, he usually will let you win almost every fight. Don’t abuse that ability, cuz there is one hell of a backlash when he finally has had enough.)
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. (We actually need to take off our makeup… It’s like a mask… We make ourselves pretty for 3 hours in the morning, or however long it takes… What’s the use? That’s daylight that I’m wasting… I could have my hubby skipping into work merrily in less time.)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (Ummm… depends on the topic really…)
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. (Well, don’t we?)
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. (What you mean by confusing, is that we don’t open up to you, I’d presume.)
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. (He shouldn’t have to desire that… Heard of equality? Or did they misprint that in the context of independence?)
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. (Just as we can complain to them, let them complain to us.)
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them. (Well yea, likewise.)
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. (It hurts you when us little things sit on your lap doesn’t it?)
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs. (Truth be told, we find utter amusement and enjoy men and other women talking about themselves. We listen and learn!!)
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a onetime deal or not… (That is why you give it a few weeks and proceed slowly… Snail pace.)
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to... it may not seem right, but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and tell them about yours... (Sharing is great, but, one thing… Don’t anyone dare beat up a kind and loving person just cuz you got hurt in your previous relationship.)
56. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs. (No, guys are ticklish all over when their lover is tickling them.)
57. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... (Try massaging their back also! They will feel so much better afterwards.)
58. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. (If we let them know… We fail to do that now and again… The feeling can get overpowering and your whole brain dissolves in the waves of pleasure.)
59. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (That is so true… I remember when my bf and I first met… A year later I begged him to be with me more, and he was there every weekend with 2 jobs and a state away… But I was stupid and kicked him away for a bit, snatched him back and told him that I hadn’t seen him for what he is to me, really.)
A note to everyone; You should be equal to the one you love, however temporary the relationship is. Treat each other with respect, dignity, be honest with each other, and realize and acknowledge when one or both of you have made a misstep.
Responding to the post; “60 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys!!”
From Lilette Brown and Tim Tasker

good point :]

[Vader]

Wow, those are ...

Totally not me. ;p

I guess I'm an abnormal one. ;p

[Klien]

I started trying to plug into this, but forget it ^^; If you want to know how I feel on some of these, just ask me via a message (PM). 56 though, I must admit, is not true o_o;; I'm very ticklish, but those don't really tickle for me. Sorry, but I'm being honest. and 20.... YES YES YES!! >_< 9/10 of my friends that are female feel the urge to not only advise, but NAG me to death until I do things their way... -gonk and twitch-

[FSNxPhantom]

I like number 20 and 65

[DDv]

Unexpectedly accurate. :)

[Junior666]

That's one of the cutest things ever.

I gotta save it.

[kpoeira]

wow thats really quite a lot!!!

[Aplus]

Interesting list.

[kiziroglu]

another fact:
every single guy you know, even the hottest, or the urgliest one, had a moment when he placed a ruler by his penis and measured it.

[Aur0ra]

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know...........


wrote by guys. :D


Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. Errr, only perverted guys would date a slut
"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone. Too right you are
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Doubt it
Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. Not gonna lie, it happens
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. Of course we do
Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. Yup
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. Yea wee hate it
A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. Pretty Much
Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. Yes please don't
Guys get jealous easily. Mhmm...
Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. Finally we hit the nail on the head
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. one of the worst things for a girl to do
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. I don't stammer
Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Not True
Girls are guys' weaknesses. Mhmm..
Guys are very open about themselves. IF your interested
It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. Don't agree with that one
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. So true
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend. Nope
Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. Those are too simple, think up something more extravagant
Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. So true
Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. We arn't that dumb
Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. Not True
Try to be as straightforward as possible.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. Not True
If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. Yup
No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. This is very important and it's so true
If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. Not True
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." Not all the time
Guys don't really have final decisions. Sometimes we do
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. This is true sometimes, we arn't all clowns 100% of the time
If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. Um yea whatever
When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity.
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. Not always true, but can be that way
Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. Yes when a girl is like that we usually get the drift and leave you alone
Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. Please for Gods sake don't come to us smelling of nail polish remover
Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. True
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. That is definitely True, we are not a puppet for your own enjoyment to be thrown out when u get sick of us
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. I'll keep my left nut thanks, but id still like to know what goes on in a girls head
No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them. YES!!!
We don't like girls who are too skinny. Nor to fat, fitness is nice to look at but NOT BODY BUILDING
We love it when girls talk about their boobs. What kinda guy wouldn't
Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not..
Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... Itd be nice for this to happen once in awhile
Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. Yep
When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
(LOL where did #60 go? I honestly don't know.)


Revenge!!!!! Yep pretty much thats it in a nutshell

[Wolfzau]

You forgot............Guys are mostly evil and, if given the possibility, would RULE the world!!!

[SilverReid622]

omg sum1 resurrected a thread lols but this is quite interesting hmm nothing new over there lols

[Syrae]

Girls are guys' weaknesses.(oh, really? thought it was food :P)


True in my case hehe. love my GF and food o:
And my gf can cook great, so i got myself a combination ;)

[メインするには]

*sigh* I'm staying out of this one entirely
(also you missed are compleatly usele......... staying out of it)

[12Riven]

very interesting to read!

[xhunter201]

Really interesting read. I dont agree with all of it though but most are accurate to a degree. But what can I say really Im different than most guys sometimes.

[Morflexas]

#49 A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
Well i know that i wouldnt do that :<%$3:

[G-Tank]

6 is not allways true ^^
11 is ;)
#25 ... well im like that :(

anyway its a nice list

[shiza]

i am ticklish and i had a BF who was ticklish. let me say this if you tickle someone beware that he or she may elbow you in the face. I am not kidding i was tickled by my BF and i broke his nose. tickling is blood sport and can be deadly.

[Unknown1080]

1 - Don't be fooled by Homer Simpson....
2 - I never do that....
3 - I am not a ladies' man :P..
4 - "THAT" is not applicable to other countries...
5 - No they don't...not all of them anyway...
6 - Some, though I'd rather shut up....
7 - Never felt love, never care either...
8 - Not always...
9 - Extremely True...
10 - Oh?? Why not??
11 - That depends on topic...but most of us rather keep it to ourselves...
12 - On certain conditions, but on some where Emo is not an answer...its easy to prevent...
13 - You know, there are other uses for that...
14 - No....
15 - Yes....Hell, I feel embarrassed to even "ASK" for money....but for being hungry?? Nah...I don't really care for breakfast anyway...
16 - With enough guts to talk back with tremendous willpower, this can be overcome....
17 - Not all though...one of our classmates is as quiet and shy as an actual girl..but hes very masculine nevertheless...
18 - Yes...that is actually something to follow...
19 - Oh come on!! Just because your bf asks help from someone else doesn't mean girls are stupid!! No one's "that" perfect...
20 - Yeah...us boys live on our own :P
21 - Admittedly?? I agree with that too...(The More You hate, the more you love)
22 - Thats the stupidest fact I've ever seen..ooIoo
23 - If he gets the "Seemingly" perfect life approach...
24 - Thats true...
25 - Yeah...but that depends on the action...
26 - As for "Mature-Minded"...then He's right..
27 - Those books?? Are for the serious people with love issues..
28 - Yes...try to be so...
29 - It runs the family, and fortunately...it worked...
30 - I regret that..........

[kakashi4life]

well most of it is true and to think that that happens if i had to rate it out of ten
seven would be right and do girls know this stuff ov course it comes natural to all guys
we like to make the girl we like fell special and the whole thing about making a girl notice you is true even though most guys would not accept it. we love to be in the company
of the ones we love and it makes same guys feel special i don't know much about girls and the feelings but its like when you are with a girl you know you act different.most guys do that its like an automatic switch that changes his personality for girls its the same but little complicated
for one thing girls don't tell you they like you after same time and its like its always the guy who says i love you to the girl its normal so most ppl wouldn't say other wise guys also find it hard gust to start a conversation with a girl they just meet and when they start at least they can relax then the girl wants to know him more that's ok but after that step it becomes complicated first impression is important to a guy and if that guy stuffs up there is a chance that girl will call him a joke but there is a chance that girl will like him more.
but what i don't get is that same guys are soft in the presence of a girl there is a friend of mine who has a list of all the types of girls you Maye meet in future or you already know
1)the quiet type:girls who are quiet are same how easy or not easy and just to talk to them is a hard for guys.
2)complicated girls: we have all meet them before the girl you know you would like to have but cant and when you do you find it hard just to start a conversation with her or you where friends with her but have nothing in common
3)normal girls:the girl who you meet make her lough and after that think you are meant to be together simple enough then you get intimate and stuff.
4)rare type:when you meet some one then you realize she is too special but you still want to try but you now its wrong
to tell you the truth girls are complicated and us guys go all out just to try and meet the perfect match its hard and stress full for same guys.

hope no one got bored that's all i have to say

[Unknown1080]

Strangely....I don't seem to have some of those facts...

[z'uulee-hime]

Haha- good words of tips for... everyone in general. ^o^
it was fun reading them-- and some responses from members.
I like the last one. ^o^

[wildhawk]

some of it is true but when i say leave me alone i realy do mean it