Pickup lines

[pretmaker]

Ok, imagine you see a girl/boy you like and you want her/him to come with you to somewhere... No idea where. Maybe to a movie or to your home or something like that...

But how do you approach that girl. What do you say and how do you act.

I myself will do the following.

I walk to her and ask her if I could interrest her in ..... .

When I say something to make her mine (after the drink and a walk in a park ending up with a clear view on the night sky) I would say that if I could collect the stars that she would be pretty while wearing them.

Something among those lines...

So how do you guys/girls enter a conversation with some1 who you like. How do you make your partner blush.

I do not have allot of experiance. That is why I am asking here ;)
So post your good ones and your old ones that are old fasioned how do you want to be picked up :)

[Dark Akuma]

Pickup lines don't work,they just make you look silly.

[dragoncrusher]

yah... what he said is true, just be natural

[daniel2]

Pickup lines don't work,they just make you look silly.

Beat me to the punch.

[Dark Akuma]

Beat me to the punch.Yeah,i learned that from a few females in middle school.

[krnxknight]

pick up lines you find in a guide and such only work if the target is already interested in you, it just starts conversation.

if you're trying to approach a stranger you're interested in, watch em for a bit and try to pick up a hint of what might be interesting to them and start a conversation from that and work your way towards inviting them somewhere in relation to that hint. ie if their interest is music, offer to take them to a concert (or to your house to impress them with your uber sound quality stereo system etc. make sure you have one before you say so).

of course, if the tidbit of info you pick up is something completely foreign to you, try to get them to explain it to you. ie if their interest is rock climbing, ask them about it, express ideas about it and invite them to show you how it's done or maybe they'll invite you.

[redschythe]

yup theyre only for humorous purposes. i usually say...
do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk pass you again.
and once i get her to laugh thats when i go in for the kill...
wow you are so pretty when you laugh.

[redschythe]

pick up lines you find in a guide and such only work if the target is already interested in you, it just starts conversation.

if you're trying to approach a stranger you're interested in, watch em for a bit and try to pick up a hint of what might be interesting to them and start a conversation from that and work your way towards inviting them somewhere in relation to that hint. ie if their interest is music, offer to take them to a concert (or to your house to impress them with your uber sound quality stereo system etc. make sure you have one before you say so).

of course, if the tidbit of info you pick up is something completely foreign to you, try to get them to explain it to you. ie if their interest is rock climbing, ask them about it, express ideas about it and invite them to show you how it's done or maybe they'll invite you.

"watch" as in stalk them?

[krnxknight]

"watch" as in stalk them?

nah, watch as in if this is a girl who is at your school, see what activities she participates in or ask a friend of hers what she does after school. now if you're the type who is the guy hiding in the bushes outside aforementioned school, i guess stalking would be the correct term yes...

[pretmaker]

nah, watch as in if this is a girl who is at your school, see what activities she participates in or ask a friend of hers what she does after school. now if you're the type who is the guy hiding in the bushes outside aforementioned school, i guess stalking would be the correct term yes...

I always think it is bad to ask friends of some1 what he or she is interrested in. The reason for that is that you can also ask it for yourself. Although if you are like me you will probably be hated by all the girls seeing that you are living your life trough logic.

Some people always say to me: "Look at the bright side of life...", and I always respond: "You can look at the bright side indeed. But right now it is the dark side that I love to know since the sun does not always shine.".

That always gives them a hint about who and what I am. So usually they break off really fast. But sometimes I come accros this one girl that does not seem to be blown of by my logic and senses and all the other things... And if I walk up to this girl all she wants is my money and fame... The other girls that want me are almost all underaged :P So that is a no go for me. Underdeveloped so to say. Most of them are in the age of 14 to 16. So that is why I prefer not to go with such girls.

But pickup lines do not work if I see this correctly. It is just common sense to start a converstation that works the best so that you can invite her/him.

Then I know a bit now. Thanks for the replies.

[Chao Yang]

Yeah, pickup lines seriously don't work and its painful to see just how many of my friends don't seem to get it...

My personal fave though is:

"Baby, I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock."

Classic.

On the whole however, pick-up lines don't work, casual conversation on a topic which interests her (better yet, both of you) works the best in building up a relationship...

[Urufu]

"Was your father the Hamburglar? It looks like somebody stole two big hams and shoved them down the back of your dress"

0% of the time it works ALL THE TIME

[MMao]

make her blush??? get sleepin drug, carry her home, strip her and pretend 2 sleep with her. The next mornin, she'll sure blushin

juz approcah her, say "Hi hottie, u looks alone, may I get the honor 2 accompanying u??" lata juz drag her 2 sum pub and have sum fun, if u lucky u might get 1 night stand lolz

[scoutz]

"Welke kleur traktor hedde gij?" works

[reminder]

"wanna anal with me?"

98% of the females will slap you, kick your balls, use their self-defense moves, scream "pervert", run away, stun you, shoot you, spray your eyes with gas, ask their boyfriends to kick the living hell out of you or call the police and report you as a rapist. So, you must be an extremelly lucky person to find the advantages of this line.

[ANBU]

i agree they dont work but it is a good thing because if u have a sense of humor w/ pickup lines the girls actually find it funny in a cute way and its one way to keep her laughing and the conversation going as long as it doesn't demoralize any part of her body.

[everyone is]

Yeah, pickup lines seriously don't work and its painful to see just how many of my friends don't seem to get it...

My personal fave though is:

"Baby, I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock."

Classic.

On the whole however, pick-up lines don't work, casual conversation on a topic which interests her (better yet, both of you) works the best in building up a relationship...
AHahaha i gata add this to my list, anyway NEVER use pick up lines, but joking around with them is cool.

[amirali]

Pick-up lines are fun.........I'd go for a girl who has a sense of adventure and humour who can enjoy outrageous pickup lines and give back sharp riposte, even if with insults.

[pretmaker]

"Welke kleur traktor hedde gij?" works
Wouldn't it be better to say: "Ga de gij mee brommers kieken?" :)

Nice to see some other person who knows dutch on the forums.


One time I was just fooling around with some girl... Just some talking drinking etc... But before I knew it I was taking her to her own home... It seemed that she had a really nice dad... But before I knew it he was giving me advice on how to attrackt his doughter :P...

He said that I should just say that I would love to sleep with her... He would not mind it becaus he would finally get her out of the house more. I did not do it though becaus I would rather not take misuse of her helpless situation... She was a bit drunk as to say... But still. I am still a gentleman...

But we all have pickup lines. But I have only seen like 5 to 8 pickup lines. So where is the rest of them...

The one and most used pickup line by me is: "Heb je soms interesse in een gezellige babbel en een lekker drankje erbij? Uiteraard op mijn kosten."

In English it would be a proposal for a conversation with a beverage on me.
That is the pickup line I use most of the time. And after that I am just chatting normally about world problems and other things.

[Agnus]

be natural, just be yourself, even if you fail and get embarrassed. and even tho if that happens the girl will just think ur cute. and if she doesn, then shes not worth it :]

[amaibiru]

alright you know what you do? you ask her if you can pick her up :D lmao and see how that goes. Be creative the next step is all you. ^o^

[cinconneal]

This is really random....but my dorm is having a "speed date" thing tonight and it specified that you need to "bring your sexiness and a pick up line".....
Well....here are some ideas I gathered from ppl and a couple of my own....
#Could I get into your pants because I shit in mine...
#I lost my number, could I have yours?
#I need directions. ...Where to your bed/pants/etc...
#I know you're not the prettiest girl around, but...beauty is only a light switch away. (really like this one^^)
#You look like a hooker, I know~
#You've got smthin on your lip..... Here, let me get that for you~. (I made this one~)
#Oh jeez~~I left my bag at this cheap motel....and it's like so dark now. Would it be bad of me to ask you to come with me and get it? (someone else's idea but I added a bit of my tone to it~)
#*accidentally spill smthin on them* "OMG!! I'm so sorry~!!! Umm...I've got a top in my room that might fit you. Wanna come? This will only take a second~. (I made this one too~)

P.S. If you don't mind, post here to say which one is your favourite^^. *hoping that the ones I made are not too lame~~....*

[Unknown81888]

Speaking of pickup lines...Has there ever been a girl that used one on a guy before? @_@ I'm Curious about it....

[daniel2]

The best pickup line I've ever used this one. I made it myself.

"Hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants".

It's been the start of 4 girlfriends. Also the end xD

[kiziroglu]

"... when did you get pregnant"
number one pick up line, by Jack Nicholson

[daniel2]

Pickup? Yeah when she picks up a fridge to throw at you. Or a knife to stab you in the eye!

[kiziroglu]

c'mon dude... it's genius...
and proven by him that it works...

[chimpzy]

"Welke kleur traktor hedde gij?" worksIt works? On who? A farmers daughter?

I've never used pickup lines to meet someone. To me they lack subtlety and make it look like you're an ass who's trying too hard.

[wutai]

Try this first say Hi, then tell your name, then ask if you can have her number, then if you want you can ask her name after, cause girls would rather give their number than their names, trust me, i won 1000 bucks on a number getting games on mall with my friends.

[daniel2]

1000 Dollars? No you didn't.

[cinconneal]

ok~ one more:

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached or fertilized??!"
^^

[daniel2]

Thats very dirty... did you think of that yourself ?

[shunji]

lol, why dont you just ask about them so u can get to know the person that you are pickin up.

but i have a funny pick up line if you want, probably not gonna work: you say "hey did you fart cause you just blew me away"

[moron2themax]

:lols:



How bout this one:

You say "there's something wrong with my cell phone."
Now if the girl says, "what's wrong?", That's when you say, "Your number's not in it."

[AmSidar]

Lame!!!!!!!!

[demonicwolf69]

well you could always use one but not prolly gonna work.

now if your funny and wanna come off as a funny jackass type guy and youve got one thats funny then say it but only if you already have meet her and what not..

some girls might find em more of a comedy then a reall pickup.

[daniel2]

Lame!!!!!!!!

Very...........:lols:

[bushidomizer]

How bout this one:

You say "there's something wrong with my cell phone."
Now if the girl says, "what's wrong?", That's when you say, "Your number's not in it."

FAIL.

sorry. its just not funny. and it probably wont even work.

overall, most pick up lines dont work anyways. (like many other people have already said.)

[demonicwolf69]

FAIL.

sorry. its just not funny. and it probably wont even work.

overall, most pick up lines dont work anyways. (like many other people have already said.)


dude thats so harsh its not funny well actually its kinda hallirous i kinda chuckled i think had used like fail cat or something i woulda lol:e0765523:

[bushidomizer]

dude thats so harsh its not funny well actually its kinda hallirous i kinda chuckled i think had used like fail cat or something i woulda lol:e0765523:

well, if someone were to use that line on someone, the person receiving it would most likely think the line was pretty lame lol

[XOTongue]

I gotta question. Do any of you girls ever see a guy you think is so attractive he could simply walk up to you, tell you your hot/attractive and then ask for sex and you would happily agree to it? Try to place yourself in a bar or club where you would be drinking when you think about it.

[AmSidar]

I did not meet any guy so far who could get away whit that.

[XOTongue]

I did not meet any guy so far who could get away whit that.

Well thank god for California. Sex here is like weed in amsterdam.

[AmSidar]

don't worry Hungary is the 3rd sex oriented country in the world... only France and duno the other one is before us.
Still i am not dumb enough to fall for idiots who only think whit they second head.

[ZERO_ice]

here's one that could actually work:
"my friend said I'd be good for you."

[daniel2]

No offense but all these lines suck they aren't even funny.

[moron2themax]

Very...........:lols:

i know it's lame, my friend made it up. he also made up,"is your dad a baker, cuz you're a cutie pie."

I was there when he told some chick that. The chick laughed at him! I laughed at him also, but then he told me to shut up cuz i can't get a chick, so i did.:189bbdde:

[maryjanesora]

wow um i can say as a girl i have never been picked up by a pick up line...
i always have guys telling me i have gorgeous eyes... i ask them what color
they are and shut my eyes.... if they say brown i laugh and walk away.
if they actually notice in detail (like nathan did... green with a golden yellow ring
around the pupil... and hints of blue.) ill listen to what they have to say....
so i guess the moral is be attentive to details. but dont try too hard.
idk if i were a guy trying to pick up a girl in say the park... id prolly find
a nice flower and go give it to her and start the conversation after saying "this is for you" i think as a girl thatd be pretty sweet. id atleast might give him the time to listen to what he has to say... ^_^

[AmSidar]

Wow that an interesting way to react for the "gorgeous eyes" pick up line.

I think i will try it next time someone try it.

[lamunphs]

damn this is my first time in this thread i didnt relise it was this funny.
Anyone actually used any of these? if so please say u got rejected, otherwise we live in a screwed up world.