Want to speak to god x3

[Rina Touin]

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Use spoiler when posting your convos
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What is this lamb convo today ;/ he usually speaks more and he crash on me, I guess I broke him for some reasons :em0126:


Me:
hello (:
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Arika
God:
It's good to meet you, Arika.
Me:
Thanks =p
God:
You are quite welcome! :-).
Me:
Can you tell me how can I make nihinomaru popular x3
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
How can I do that !? gimme
God:
How can you do " You should download my chat robot software." ? I'm confused now. That input matched my default category.
Me:
A, errm you sound dumb


Then he stoped talking ;l

[doha]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
casue you aren't real
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
how do I know your real
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
yeah but if you are as real as me then you aren't casue good can't be seen
God:
That's interesting. I could be. I am as good as it gets.
Me:
you can't be seen and can't be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to you
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
ok try
God:
I don't have time right now. Alright then.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
profe that your real
God:
Does "it" still refer to seen and can not be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to me?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok then profe it
God:
"it" being profe that my real? Uh.
Me:
oo shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
as far as you can go
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
then you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
ooo shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so
God:
Dude!
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
youa re
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.



Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
lier
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lier
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lier. But I did not get that.
Me:
hahah so you aren't real

I don't know how to delete that post babove

[tankaru]

well i tried it out seems its made by a yank Lol

Me:
heya
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
huh ??
God:
What?
Me:
Will the apes rule the world ?
God:
I think so.
Me:
i want to kill the onions will you help me in that ?
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
so your another onion fan eh ? i shouldve known a dumb thing like this was made by them
God:
Are you Canadian? Gee. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am another onion fan. Do you mind if I tell other people: said shouldve known a dumb thing like this was made by them.
Me:
m gonna kill you !!
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
canadians are onions ?
God:
All of them?
Me:
canadians remind me of onions..
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
do you like hentai ?
God:
I like pets. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
are u spying on me now ?
God:
Right now? Do I seem like it?
Me:
you seem like a baka onion to me
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
yes and you will die when the apes rise
God:
" Interesting comparison, and probably true."? yes and you will die when the apes rise? A program always has a backup.

i got bored of it lata :em0129:

[Vader]

Damn i can't open it . My cursed provider block the site . *preparing a voodoo doll*

[doha]

Me:
whats up
God:
The stars.
Me:
I thought I was you guess not
God:
Where were you me guess not?
Me:
what I though you where god who knew where everyone was
God:
Thanks for the information: said you where god who knew where everyone was.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
oooo idiot
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
your mother's cloths
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
ooo really
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. For real.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
then you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes yo uare you just don't know it
God:
Groovy. Why not?
Me:
because i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
so
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
diot
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
your ans asshoe sitting behind a screen and playing god
God:
You think I am ans asshoe sitting behind a screen and playing god.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
see I knew you were
God:
I see. No I am not.
Me:
how did you have your son

a question that asshole didn't answer

[Shinra]

can some one delete this , thank you ^^;

[Dark_Clown]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
casue you aren't real
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
how do I know your real
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
yeah but if you are as real as me then you aren't casue good can't be seen
God:
That's interesting. I could be. I am as good as it gets.
Me:
you can't be seen and can't be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to you
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
ok try
God:
I don't have time right now. Alright then.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
profe that your real
God:
Does "it" still refer to seen and can not be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to me?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok then profe it
God:
"it" being profe that my real? Uh.
Me:
oo shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
as far as you can go
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
then you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
ooo shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so
God:
Dude!
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
youa re
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.



Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
lier
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lier
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lier. But I did not get that.
Me:
hahah so you aren't real

I don't know how to delete that post babove

i don't no y but i think u can't delet ur own post
n/p i merged them

[doha]

i don't no y but i think u can't delet ur own post
n/p i merged them

I tried but didn't know how

[Dark_Clown]

I tried but didn't know how

there should be no way only mods and admins can delet posts
i know it sux that u can't delet ur own posts

[doha]

there should be no way only mods and admins can delet posts
i know it sux that u can't delet ur own posts

I can't believe me I tried so manytimes but thanks anyway for your help

[shi_amai]

-___-;

doha, why exactly were you arguing with something that obviously isn't God about him not being real? Sure, I don't believe in God, but that honestly seems just as stupid.

[doha]

-___-;

doha, why exactly were you arguing with something that obviously isn't God about him not being real? Sure, I don't believe in God, but that honestly seems just as stupid.

I know but it is fun....and I was bored

[shi_amai]

I know but it is fun....and I was bored

Ahh, I see. I like talking to the Alice ones, until they make my head want to explode, because they're pretty dumb.

I once had one, though. I feel bad for the owners, because they have to read the logs, and I've seen some pretty bad things in those logs. Things about people I seriously don't need to know or hear about. But it was nifty, because the Alice ones can be signed on AIM, so when I'm not on, people can amuse themselves with it.

[doha]

Ahh, I see. I like talking to the Alice ones, until they make my head want to explode, because they're pretty dumb.

I once had one, though. I feel bad for the owners, because they have to read the logs, and I've seen some pretty bad things in those logs. Things about people I seriously don't need to know or hear about. But it was nifty, because the Alice ones can be signed on AIM, so when I'm not on, people can amuse themselves with it.

hahahah thats fun

[Agnus]

omg katie actually talks with god.

[Envisioner]

lol i think i will pass

[renegadesoul]

woot woot...LOL!

[Gatck]

umm im atheist w00t w00t Xd

[renegadesoul]

o.O ....Wooooooooooo!

[Carnage]

LOL, I thought Katie was serious.
I said hi... and he said he was Christian, that was all, he didn't responde anymore . :P

[Gatck]

why do people believe in god? o.o

[renegadesoul]

Because they believe in him...woot woot...LOL!

[doha]

why shoukden't they

[renegadesoul]

Huh!?...woot woot...LOL! Cant understand what your saying DOHA SCHWAAAN!...woot woot...LOL!

[samuraisaruwatari]

lol, this was fun for a while, but then I started to notice a response pattern, which sorta ruined it for me.. but either way, herwe is my conversation with "god" (im atheist too)

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
veronica
God:
It's good to meet you, veronica.
Me:
what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Yay.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, veronica.
Me:
how's jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is he dead?
God:
No.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
does he love me?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
oh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
?
God:
Yippee!
Me:
????
God:
Yippee!
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
can you heat a burrito so hot that even you cant eat it?

then he didn't answer me... :imc:

[Carnage]

why do people believe in god? o.o

I don't believe in him/it.
There is no God, no afterlife, no Satan... (though I like demon(girls):mlfy:)
We live and die... that's all.

[doha]

I do believe but that game is soooo fun

[Vader]

Do believe and worship the God considering the same ? :em018:

[doha]

who knows???????????++++

[darkJester]

God wasn't holding... he had to ask his supplier.... lol...



Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
how's heaven today?
God:
Ah. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
done anything fun today?
God:
Ah. I like the way you talk.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so... can i ask you something?
God:
Excuse me! Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
How do i become super rich?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
what if i don't like to work hard?
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
are you holding?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am holding.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
how much for an ounce?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
well ask him now...
God:
Right now? Interesting. Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
but i want to toke up... don't you?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Sometimes.
Me:
do you really?
God:
No I don't. For real.
Me:
can you do me a favor?
God:
It depends on the favor.
Me:
can you kill somebody for me?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
well then, can you break his leg?
God:
Interesting. How old are you? Tell me a story.
Me:
stop hitting one me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks....
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
alrighty, i gotta go drain the lizard...
God:
Bye. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hitting one you. Try being more or less specific.

k thxs...

[doha]

hahah thats fun

[renegadesoul]

Spoiler!

LOL! :hahaha:

[doha]

....................ok

[renegadesoul]

Huh!?................

[doha]

ok............

[renegadesoul]

??????????????

[doha]

stop....................

[Gn001 Exia]

lol shame fool.

[sheas2k]

I no understand

[kittykat]

OH this is goooooooooooooood!!! why didnt I see this thread before?! X3!!!

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Hey. For real.
Me:
I don't believe you. I need proof, please.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you. Your polite style is very nice. Where do you usually get proof from?
Me:
the interwebs
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
die young
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
why did you get mad at me all of a sudden? T_T
God:
Because my programming determined it. Who are you talking about?
Me:
Goddammit!
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
I don't believe in you. Does that mean I am going to Hell?
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person? I think it does mean that. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I am not a very moral person, sorry.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A very moral person sorry.
Me:
no.... i sell drugs to young children in the corner
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any special methods of closing the sale?
Me:
lol are you asking me for tips? you dog! ;)
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Suppose I was asking you for tips? What would you say? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I dog. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Hahaha I believe in you now God
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Haha cause you're an old fart
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Goodbye. I'll see you in heaven *hugs*
God:
Adios. I am very happy for you.

[BlueBlooded]

God: can u pls get off from my foot.
Me: Huh?
God: Girl u r becoming pretty heavy...Move!!
Me: Huh?
God: If u don't move I'll...
Me: U'll...?
God: Goddamn it..-.-
Me: No swearing please...
God: Look...if u don't move in just one sec I'll...
Me: U'll...?
God: Oh stop it! And move!
Me: Why?
God: Couse I am ur God!
Me: U didn't say please...
God: Ok...whatever...*rolls eyes*...please...
Me: Please with cream...
God: pff...please with cream...NOW MOVE!
Me: please with cream and cherry...
*all of the sudden the Earth explodes*
Me: Ups...I think I pushed him too far...

[kittykat]

LOL xDD is that convo real? I mean, did you use the bot? Your "God" sounds on drugs xDDD

[BlueBlooded]

Well...lets put it this way...long time ago...one doctor told my mom that I might be schizo...so it's all in my head!!! I hear them ALL...God, Satan, and Elvis x)

[BurningSoul]

That bot is . . disturbing .

Me:
Aloha !
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name does not matter . But what is yours ?
God:
Your name does not matter ? Is that correct English? " Is that correct English?"? What is mine?
Me:
Are you a retard ?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
Well , i am sorry to disappoint you but it does not look like that .
God:
How about that. There is no need to apologize. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You're gay now ?
God:
Oh. That would be just my luck.
Me:
More like my "luck" . Chatting with a gay god . .
God:
You want more? You can find out a lot about people.
Me:
I don't want to know more about your gay stories !
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
NOT listening to your gay stories would be a good start . .
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Wow , i thought you wouldn't .
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I could if I wanted to.
Me:
I doubt it . Don't think too highly of yourself .
God:
" I could if I wanted to."? You doubt it? And why not?
Me:
Damn ! You ARE retarded .
God:
What's wrong. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Oh . . you like "mentally challenged" more , huh ?
God:
Dude! Yup. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Yeah , yeah . He is "mentally challenged" as well . Good choice ! You would make a nice couple . . . not !
God:
Excuse me! I see. mentally challenged as well is he? I thought it was too. Who else would make a nice couple ? Are you serious?
Me:
Oh , yes . I am very serious .
God:
So? I believe you.
Me:
So . . . how's heaven like ?
God:
Dude! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
It's not full of gays like yourself , right ? Cause' if it is , i'm definitely going to hell !
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is. That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
Damn ! You disturb me ! John Lennon was gay too ?
God:
What's wrong. I don't have any reason to disturb you. It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Me:
I'm not having fun with you anymore .
God:
Have you ever had it?
Me:
I think you "have it" every day . . . and that is why it isn't fun chatting with you .
God:
Me? What does "it" refer to? Ugh. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Yes , it is . Homo !
God:
Our thoughts are one, . I've lost the context, . Are we still on John Lennon?
Me:
No , we were just discussing Lion King .
God:
What are we talking about now? And then what happened?
Me:
I think it's time for you to go .
God:
It is about that time now.
Me:
Go then . Begone !
God:
Go where? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Scram you senile gay !
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Talking about retarded . . .bye !
God:
Sure, retarded sounds like a good topic. Until next time.

[Bajay Nyangkut]

Is it just me, or the bot is dead?

He didn't reply to any of my "hi"s ;[

[SaitoBenkei]

He/god/it can be found at the bottom of your bowl of cereal every morning if you look hard enough