the dumbest thing you ever heard.

[wolf]

post the dumbest thing you ever heard

When some girl at school asked me "who are you drawing" when the name of the person was is big black letters at the top of the page

[xantheuz]

heh my classmate frm china was like, huh girls can masturbate??? shud have seen the look on his face, priceless x)

[Mechanical Pirate]

a few days ago i heard this kid, about 9 years old, telling his friends that porn is pork and corn put together.

[Shinozaki]

post the dumbest thing you ever heard

When some girl at school asked me "who are you drawing" when the name of the person was is big black letters at the top of the page

i think she wanna ask who is that guy to yu.... not da name lolz

[xcentricx]

That the world is gonna end in the year 2000...

[kev0892]

when my teacher said that she is going to eat us

[Blemished]

When Someone Told Me Sonic Was In Smash Brothers Melee... (By Getting 10 Kills In Cruel Melee)... Proved Him Wrong Too, Out Of Principle.

[Christie]

"Do you like it in the ass?" <--- this.

[Shinozaki]

somebody told me that he was walking on the street n suddenly he noticed his mate that he is a black dude... so he kicked his ass but when he turned around it wasnt "his" mate.... so he ran away n da black dude chased him around 3-4 blocks before he gave up......

yeah thats funny yet so stupid... i wont tell who is "HE" in da story.... but hes probably lurking here lolz

[Dark_Clown]

somebody told me that he was walking on the street n suddenly he noticed his mate that he is a black dude... so he kicked his ass but when he turned around it wasnt "his" mate.... so he ran away n da black dude chased him around 3-4 blocks before he gave up......

yeah thats funny yet so stupid... i wont tell who is "HE" in da story.... but hes probably lurking here lolz

just say that it was wat who said it

[blackwings]

whan someone i dont know came and asked me if im gay......
scary

[Shinozaki]

just say that it was wat who said it
hahaha, u got it right lolz :em096:

[sanjikun]

'No i never cheated on you doesnt matter what you saw'....

[Carnage]

Someone: I'm gonna go to the mall, you come with me.

Me: sure wait

Someone: Nvm you never wanna come with me...

>_>

[Jabicho]

Friend called me at my home phone:
Her: Hi! Where are you?
Me: ... Lol?

[pinpinade]

wow ! your car is very powerfull !!

it's an diesel ?

so dumB;;;

[Carnage]

Wow Dutchland must be very warm... >_____> (Firts of all it's Netherlands, and second... it's a freezer here now)

[pikuchang]

a friend watching me playing hentai saying "I don't watch hentai"

[Darkest]

One day a bat entered our house and my sister & I trapped it in a dark room.

I asked my sister to open one of the windows so the bat could escape and after a while (and some screaming from my sister), the bat was still in the room.

It was then my sister said this - "Why don't you turn the light on. The bat probably can't see the window." x_x

*btw, the sister isn't dumb, she just comes out with blonde comments sometimes. ;) *

[Sleepy-Mouse]

My friend once said to me;

People don't have toes, they have foot fingers.

[Carnage]

"I happen to be right-handed"

You serious? 9 out of 10 people is right-handed...

[DragonBlaze]

"I thought you were Chinese"... when clearly I'm black. Ok so maybe not THAT black but seroiusly i don't know how anyone could mistake me for being Chinese.

[ZephyrBlack]

Indian man married a female dog.

[flomaster_chan]

Indian man married a female dog.

hey...it was mabe becouse of the fact that this person had 9 dogs or something like that and they all died...so he went to a fortun teller and she said that if he is going to marrie dog the bad luck he had with dogs will vanish??

becouse i hear thi sversion.

[sparkle]

Friend called me at my home phone:
Her: Hi! Where are you?
Me: ... Lol?

that happened to me the other day lol xp

[flomaster_chan]

that happened to me the other day lol xp

this happend a few times to me to *lol*

[sparkle]

I'm with my friend, and I ask; "Are you going to the movies?", she looks at me and ask: "Who?" o.o

[zerox]

read that being smart is bad for your health

[Unknown1080]

heh my classmate frm china was like, huh girls can masturbate??? shud have seen the look on his face, priceless x)

Actually, they can.....I'm not joking (If legal i can show a picture of their nature..)


As for me? "A friend of mine called me from my N-gage (old phone of mine now it's an n70) and asked for my number"

[troyx]

that there is no god

[Kiddu]

"I don't have any note-books... I don't have nothing to write with or to write on!"
"It's oky... you can write with your left hand!"

[Toxic_Waste]

you? .............

[daniel2]

When a girlfriend of mine said "Haha the majority of girls I know don't masturbate, I tried once but I didn't feel anything, so yeah since then I haven't".

Then about 2 days later she wanted me to go down on her and I said whats the point if I don't know how you get off you wont feel shit and I'll waste my time, so she said "Oh then lemmie show you silly"... just made me ask her why she lied to me 2 days before... for which she didn't know why... <_<

But yeah first paragraph is the dumbest thing.
All girls masturbate, even if its only once a year when or if not they have privacy =)

[HeavyArmsUnit01]

I was at a lan party (bunch of computers one house endless fun.) when I went to go into the kitchen. I said hey to this one girl cutting some tomatoes. Well needless to say I spooked her and she flung her arms letting the knife slip out of her hand. With all the force behind it it stuck into the wall next to me about a foot away. She asked me if I was ok. I told her I was fine but now I have to go change my shorts. Todays story teaches us... When a woman has a knife stay away!

[Unknown1080]

"I'm getting married with a male wearing a girl sig and avatar...

[TakutoX]

Streaking with your clothes on.....(they didant know what streakin ment so they just started jogging yellin that)

[HeavyArmsUnit01]

When you tummy makes the I'm hungry sound. You know the one where everyone hears it and they always ask "Are you hungry?" Its like No my tummy just wanted to say Hello to all of you. XD

[KillerIX]

oh yeah...i just remembered i'm a girl>.<

[Toxic_Waste]

who are you?

[wolvzw]

we were at walmart (me, my brother, and my mom) and my brother had driven us, my mom got annoyed at my brother and said

"do you wanna walk home?"

the cars a stickshift, my mom cant even drive stick >_>

[Toxic_Waste]

sylvester stalone.

[NGboo]

The quote from Flash Gordon (live-action movie): "I believe you, but I don't trust you."

[Shikigami]

"Do you like sex?" <- really dump question isn't it?

[HeavyArmsUnit01]

When you introduce yourself to someone like "Hi I'm Xeero nice to meet you." Then they go Hi I'm John who are you?" -.-' why do I waste my breath at times lol

[skullpoker]

Access restrictions on H-games section that AREN'T age related.

[Silmeria]

we are targeting girls on casual cloths

what?

[Toxic_Waste]

told ya few days ago =P, sylvester stalone

[Unknown1080]

God isn't real...

[Toxic_Waste]

Offline =P

[Shikigami]

My friend clearly see what I'm doing but he asks anyway "What are you doing?"