Are you crazy? :DD Nopes.~


Make the world go round?

Already does, even without my assistance

Able to drink cold water for the rest of your life?

yeah

able to fry 10 eggs at once?

Easy~

Able to wrestle with a sumo wrestler?

guess not

able to sing mandarin songs?

Yeah, if I practice.

Able to jump off an airplane without parachute?

nope

able to jump over a cliff?

Depends on the height and my equipment

Able to marry someone you don't like?

No point in marriage if I don't like them, so no.

Able to walk outside with no make up?

Of course.

Able to stab a stranger?

Feel the wrath of my blade! >: (meaning yes)

Be able to listen to hip-hop for an entire day?

nope

able to marry a prince?

nope.. too troublesome

able to fly like a kite?

i wished

able to french kiss a girl?

er... maybe if love her..

able get inside the tv?

I could but it wouldn't be easy lol

Be able to float like a ghost?

kill me now and i would..

able to marry some stranger?

Do you count lol (probably) ^^

Be able to partake in a pagan ritual?

nope

able to smile non stop?

yep.. if i'm going crazy

able to swim like a bird?

birds dont swim!!

able to kill a pig?

nope

able to run like snail?

YES! I do that alot anyways :PP

Play a piano piece on a cliff?

do i hafta?

able sleep in a forest?

Sure, but with the bugs.. ewww.


Live without your pet?

noooes!

able to live in the jungles?

I guess so.

Able to last a year without the modern equipment?

noooo!

able to build your own computer?

Nope

Able to knock over some dominoes?

i guess

able to make your own pizza?

Probably lol

Able to swear 35 times in one sitting...

nah, never tried it

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Yap..
Able to make a shirt ??

Yes I can

Be able to post pone a marriage arrangement?

i guess

able to kill your grandparents?

i doubt it.

would you be able to drink a gallon of milk in 1 shot?

nope!

able to french kiss a baby?

nah....

Same?
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i am not a pedo, so no way in hell

able on leap at tall buildings?

yes...^^

Same?
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nope

able to survive in a deserted island?

depends...

would you?

depend too

Would u too?
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oh yes i would... it no longer depends...

agree to disagree?

duh

able to eat a cat's organ?

if im hungry enough

print in color without using a printer?

I will name my printer Bob, therefore I can

Able to go paragliding?

all expenses prepaid? yes...

go skydiving naked?

Nope

Go out with a stranger?

yeah...

would you?

nope.....

Would u?
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nope

curse your pet to death?

uh... idk....

curse yourself?

nope

cut your own fingers?

almost......

Would u?
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No

Able to sing a rap song?

nope

able to eat a bird?

If I had to

Able to walk in the mall naked?

guess not

able to rule over the world?

Yesh. >:3

Able to rob a bank?

nope

able to run your own hotel?

idk yet...

would you?

if i try, i can.

able to go on a diet for a year?

Dunno....never tried it

able to catch a wild squirrel ?

nope

able to become a celebrity?

nope...

think on a whole nother level?

*shrugs*

able to gulp down a whiskey?

a shot of whiskey? not the first one...

would you?

only if im half drunk

able to climb the mt everest?

Maybe

Able to eat a carrot cookie?

sure

able to kiss your cousins?

affectionately no... normally yes...

would you?

no way.

able to make your own shoe?

nope

define a vector?

why not?

able to build your own house?

Nope

Be able to eat spicy food?

yeah

able to skate with only one leg?

probably not
tame a dinosaur

Depends on which one lol

Be able to wear skinny jeans to a party?

of course

able to make an old man cry?

Lol sure why not.


Make a rainbow in your room?

no

watch 5 hours of tv...

nope

able to hate anime?

Yes

Able to eat 20 hamburgers?

nope

able to burn your friend's house?

nope...

able think straight while drunk?

Yes. ^^


Make yourslef into a singing Diva?

Yes!! XP
able to sleep while hungry ?

if i try!

able to french kiss an old man?

yes if i really love him

able to take a cute rat home?

Depends

Able to annoy someone just to get what you want?

Maybe not.


Make cookies fly through the window?

nope

able to make the plants talk?

If I throw them

Able to swim in winter?

Nooo!


Make your Love Soar?

i hope!

able to marry a celebrity?

I WISH!

Remain single all your life?

heck no..

able to kiss your bf/gf in public?

sure!

able to chop a chicken alive?

er.. nu.

able to walk with your eyes closed?

yeap

able to make computer software?

Maybe~~


Make art out of glue?

nope but i wanna learn :P

able to walk for 7 hours?

yeah!

able to run your own club?

Maybe

Able to make your own site?

Maybe.
Able to jump off the roof of your house?

We have no roof. ;3

Able to kiss someone you barely know?

nah

able to make some curry?

Probably yes

Able to yell at the library?

Yes, In fact I already did it. XD
Able to catch a person that is 2 km away from you?

No

Able to stab your friend in the heart?

noo...

able to walk using your hands?

Nahh...my hands too fragile X3

able to not sleep a day full ??

yep...

able to not eat for one day?

Yeah.

Would you be able to run the marathon.

maybe...

able to sleep for a decade?

Hibernate ?? Nahh....
Able to not talk with anyone for a day ??

yep.. am a loner xD

able to snatch a stranger's phone cuz i said so?

nu uh

able to ac like a monkey in the public?

No...too embarassing >///<

able to stand high pitch voice ??

nope..

able to not open your acc in niho for a week?

nope

able to stab your own butt?

No!!

Able to understand morse ?

dun even know what morse mean

able to eat fried frogs?

ew no

able to eat 3 packets of instant noodles?

nope...

able to forget yaoi?

nooooo!

able to lick your own ears?

i wish i could

able to kick a sleeping dog?

yes...

get visual boy advance?

nope

able to eat raw worms?

probably...

ride a horse well?

they're my alternative noodles :P yuck

able to fit in a dollhouse?

by no means...

listen to 5 hours of the same song?

m,aybe.. if i'm crazy

able to stare at something fo 30 mins without blinking at all?

nope...

play games on computer?

yep

able to kill your mum?

naw...

serve the didds?

nope

able to shout at your neighbors?

most of em... no

be able to serve the didds?

er.. nu?

able to play with cockroaches?

no...

able to serve the didds???

er.. maybe if i know what the heck that means :P

able to kill me?

naw...

just somn i made up to troll lol... eat delicious pie?

erm..yeah?

able to cook a chicken alive?

i'd do it...

serve the didds?

nope

able to make your own sword?

naw...

serve the didds?

..now i know what means........................ NEVER!! lol

able to throw your mum?

no and i wont!!

able to kill a tiger?

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