how did your mom punish you for watching hentai/porn stuff?. [Archive]

ZephyrBlack

11-05-2007, 10:20 PM

well I hope shinozaki tell us what his mum did to him for catching in red handed for watching porn.

my mum did not know, I know a moderator friend who mod an adult forum and his mum is at home, talk about bravery.

Wat have you been punish?.

the worse is no more internet, send to the shaolin temple and cut your bird/fly, the usual PORN/HENTAI IS FORBIDDEN non stop nagging.

renegadesoul

11-05-2007, 10:30 PM

Uhmmm... I dont watch porn!........ :snicker2: Believe me!.... :sweat:

Envisioner

11-05-2007, 10:56 PM

she dont since she cant

renegadesoul

11-05-2007, 11:13 PM

:XD:.....................

ZephyrBlack

11-05-2007, 11:55 PM

Talk big but once your login for SLF appear then you will become a jav addict. XP

Zyro

11-06-2007, 12:54 AM

well, i never get caught before, and i don't live at home anymore. my flatmates know well about me being pervert, so i have nothing to worry about. :maikka:

Shinozaki

11-06-2007, 01:59 AM

she asked me to *****************

ZephyrBlack

11-06-2007, 02:26 AM

my god your mother must be soo mad that she did not talk to you, so how did you get your lunch and dinner.

Shinozaki

11-06-2007, 03:04 AM

me asked ma friend to buy it for mi XD

ZephyrBlack

11-06-2007, 04:21 AM

for how long?

renegadesoul

11-06-2007, 04:25 AM

LOL!......... Just tell your mom its for health class!... woot woot... LOL!

ZephyrBlack

11-06-2007, 04:45 AM

well his mum do not want to talk to him LOL.

ShAdOw-kun

11-06-2007, 04:52 AM

LOL shinozaki is really in bad luck

Blu

11-06-2007, 05:09 AM

If you get caught...your stupid >.>

ZephyrBlack

11-06-2007, 05:11 AM

show some compassion, Blu. how do you feel if it happen to you.

renegadesoul

11-06-2007, 05:11 AM

:snicker2:...... I prefer to call it BADLUCK!......... hehe ^^

Shinozaki

11-06-2007, 07:20 AM

nah, ma mom just see a flash of it... tough i feel bad........ and not watching it for 3 months

reminder

11-06-2007, 09:28 AM

LOL, the mother should be HAPPY if her kid is watching normal porn. This means that :

a) he's not gay (else he'd probably watch gay porn)
b) he's not frigid (she'll have grandchildren in time)
c) he's not into zoophilia, pedophilia or guri.
d) he's probably not raping neighbout girls at the evening
e) he won't be a priest

ShAdOw-kun

11-06-2007, 10:29 AM

my mom always seen me watching hentai before... IN A FLASH OF LIGHT YEAR LOL

jessej1111

11-06-2007, 10:36 AM

one time i as at a girlfriends house watching hentai with her and her mom walked into her room and saw it on the tv and had no clue what it was she just thought it was a cartoon and started watching it with us. We promtly Shut it off and was like sorry its over and we have to go do something and she never was the wiser

Vader

11-06-2007, 10:52 AM

My parents don't know i'm watching hentai, well maybe they do know, but they rather choose not to bugging me. Maybe they think it's far more better than rape some girls or having free sex out there.

jessej1111

11-06-2007, 10:56 AM

they just know you cant get real girls so they let you have your fantasy lol jk jk

Blu

11-06-2007, 04:42 PM

show some compassion, Blu. how do you feel if it happen to you.
No, he was dumb. And it will NEVER happen to me cause I'm a ninja :em0129:

Second_Best

11-06-2007, 05:16 PM

*has never been caught*

I'm stealthy.

Like a ninja.

renegadesoul

11-06-2007, 09:21 PM

So now we have 2 ninjas her ey!....... OK I'll be a PIRATE! Arrrg Matee!

Zyro

11-06-2007, 09:34 PM

^ if you're pirate, then i assume that your mom took your eye out when she caught you watching hentai :hahaha:

renegadesoul

11-06-2007, 10:32 PM

if you're pirate, then i assume that your mom took your eye out when she caught you watching hentai

Me eye?....... No No!... she didnt took me eyeballs out mate!.... See :please2:

She did execute ma dumb parot pooch!.... woot woot ^^ Arggg!

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 04:49 AM

if u pirate rene? im gonna be pirate king!!

renegadesoul

11-07-2007, 04:52 AM

Be however you want to be shino kun... ^^

But you'll gonna have problems if your gonna encounter a guy named MONKEY D. LUFFY!... woot woot ^^

Im just a regular pirate... btw you can call me CAPT. RENE SPARROW!

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 04:55 AM

LOL!! sparrow is an legendary insane pirate!! so u are that sparrow ^^

renegadesoul

11-07-2007, 07:18 AM

Im in search for me BLACK PEARLY!.......... hehe ^^

Zyro

11-07-2007, 01:54 PM

in your case, i'm sure Back Pearly is hentai game right? :em0111:

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 06:57 PM

10 years on sea, 1 day on the sore!! lets sailing pirates...!

renegadesoul

11-07-2007, 07:43 PM

in your case, i'm sure Back Pearly is hentai game right?

Its me ship mateeee!.... ^^

btw Im the captain of the HENTAI LOVIN PIRATES... In search of hentai treasurezzzzz.................. arggg!

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 08:17 PM

Zyro always thinking about HENTAI!! zomg... hentai nerd >.>

renegadesoul

11-07-2007, 08:22 PM

:lols:............

:em0165: Wait!.... what does it make me then!?

:XD:

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 08:48 PM

make u what?

Zyro

11-07-2007, 08:50 PM

Zyro always thinking about HENTAI!! zomg... hentai nerd >.>

so, are you shino. :JFBQ00208070428A:

plus, this thread is about hentai so this natural for me talk about it lol~ :beautifu2::beautifu2::beautifu2:

Shinozaki

11-07-2007, 08:52 PM

but.... u always think about it XD
but me! sometimes i think about other stuff >.>

Zyro

11-07-2007, 09:15 PM

other stuff huh? yeahhhh, i know what you mean shino. :am:

renegadesoul

11-07-2007, 11:20 PM

:XD:............

Shinozaki

11-08-2007, 01:02 AM

lol... stop with your stupid guess XD think positive!!