If U were an Assassin...What would be YOUR Preferred way of KILLing your Victims??

[cinconneal]

Hi~it's me, cinconneal~

Just another EVIL thread for you all~!!!

For me...I would do it sloooo[Only registered and activated users can see links] for instance...
###Strip them down and tie them up. Then I would start slicing off small pieces of their flesh. When they bleed too much and lose conscience due to the overwhelming pain... I would relieve them by applying some medicine to the wounds.
Wait for it to heal a little....
Then start slicing all over again~~###

Btw, I heard this method from my dad. He said it was used in China in the past or something and I thought it sounded waaay cool~!!!!

Ok!!! Hope you all enjoy telling me YOUR KILLing methods!!!! I look forward to reading these!!!!!!

[Dark_Clown]

were an assassin???
killing slow is bad to many bad things can happen in that time...
easy would be the useage of poison or just shoot the person

[Carnage]

Slowly slice their throat.
Or bat him to death...

Or go for the fast way... just shoot him in the head.

[misakakaori]

hmm...I think I will juz cut their head off..or maybe cut through their throat...

[assasinekiss]

lol, all low level killings that I would never use :P

just a tip. "It started with a kiss"

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[Carnage]

Or I'll use acid on him... :kukukuh:

[Vader]

I'll make my victim die in happiness, with tickling them to death! They'll die laughing!

[Carnage]

Or push them into a grinder!!! :kukukuh:

[reminder]

I'm cheap... I'd just snipe him (smallest chances of getting caught)... and if I had him in my basement... probably electrocution would do.

[ElderKain]

I would probably be the cruel one that mimics the Injection Method from "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni" and "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai"

lol. Inject them with a needle with a Virus that makes them after awhile claw their own Neck out with their fingernails.

Using that method, The virus dissipates from the system after the person dies making it look a suicide rather than a murder.

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[Shiki]

Disclaimer: this is just particpating in the thread XD

Killing method for a guy: I'd wait for him to be alone, then emerge from the shadows with my trusty katana and gut them. Tenchu style lolz. Since my sword was like covered in snake venom they can die from the cut itself or poison, their choice really.

Killing method for a girl: .....Hmm..
Stage 1 - Tie her to a chair, blindfold her and apply gag.
Stage 2 - Tear shirt and remove bra..and play around a bit
Stage 3 - remove clothing from bottom half and feel her up some more till she's on the brink of orgasm, then stop immediatlely.
Stage 4 - Turn on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and ask her if she knows the answer to the current question.
If she shakes her head "no," I take piano wire, wrap it around her neck and slice her head off. If she nods for a "yes," I remove her blindfold and untie her limbs and tell her to run. If she's not out of my sight within 2 seconds I cap her with my desert eagle. Then, I make a hasty retreat to that hidden place.

[cinconneal]

very nice Shiki~!!!!!!!
Though INTENSELY cruel.....*gasp, shock*, there were some Awesome ideas here!!!

[renegadesoul]

Uhmmm.......... lets see my minds kinda bored so here's what I think:

I'll probably peel the soles of her feet while I let her walk barefooted on a rough asphalt road under the scorching heat of the midday sun until we reach a place of my liking... then I'll let her rest by soaking those tired feet of hers on a tub of seawater... then I will probable drill a hole in her teeth until she develops a headache and a toothache... then I will put reed in between her fingernails.... then probably give her an enema that would surely drain her brains out... then probably let her recover from her wounds then do it to her over and over again until she decides to kill herself on her own free will...

Well that it.. Ill think of a better way next time... woot woot.... LOL!

[Dprovidence]

well lol if i was an assassin i would just finish the job quick with sniper rifle or soemthing :P

but if i was not yes slow would be best.... no never mind i am not going to kill them. The victim shall die of old age while suffering :P (peel the skin off, salt bath next :P)

[Agnus]

It depends on the person. ^^ hee hee

[Blu]

walk up from behind and slit there throat....quick easy death and if your lucky no one will see you.

[Mikaya]

shoot the victim in the heart- quick and easy death^^

[ShAdOw-kun]

tie him/her up and throw him/her into the middle of the ocean

[damagictouch]

As was said, I suppose an assassin should make quick work of their target.

HOWEVER, I guess a good way to slowly kill someone would be to die them to a chair and tape their eyelids open in a room where all that they see is bright white horizontal black and white alternating lines. After many years of them only seeing that, I would release them into the world with a video embedded into their forehead. Since they had only seen horizontal lines before, they would not be able to see vertical lines, meaning they would often run into telephone poles and stuff. I could record all of the HILARIOUS video and sell it to companies for TONS of money!

Note: I know this works with... I think its cats... but I think it was only done on the animals if this happened from the start of their life. It might not work on a victim if he or she had already seen vertical lines. Thats why I'm trying to play it safe and keep them for many years.

[Carnage]

Cut the victim in pieces.... While he's alive... Starting from the feet... and ofcourse tie it off so he cant bleed to death.

[girlcelly]

Shoot Victim in the head

[renegadesoul]

Smash me victims head with thy Hammer!..... until me victim is dead!.... :hahaha:

[Carnage]

Gut him... and hang him on his guts...

[Durmiente]

Walk up from behind and either break their neck or suffocate them with something. Not necessarily the quickest ways, but definitely the cleanest and less likely to get you discovered (if you do it right <.<).

[azianflyboyz]

sniper...let dem figure out afta dey die

[santa_02003]

I'll blast the whole room or vehcle or anything the fellow is in it.

[Aur0ra]

Rip out their heart and show it too them before they die :th_osakawave:

[nugey]

needle in the back of the neck like jet li in kiss of the dragon x)

[Paul]

make him choice his life or his family whatever he choice what i will kill all

[cerealkiller]

death by angry horse raep

[Mike6]

never thought of it. maybe i would be nice sniper.

else i just say jigsaw

[enigmasfx]

Heres what I would do if I was an assassin.

1: Chloroform the subject
2: Open the rib cavity and insert a high explosive bomb, C4 with it being attatched to the subject's heart, linked to a device that counts BPM of your heart [ With it being set to 60, default BPM of your heart. ] If it drops below 60 BPM - BOOM!!!!!
3: A poison that effects your adrenaline, something thats used to put horses down. "Chinese Cocktail.

then stitch the subject back up and watch your subject wonder wtf just happened.

[Blemished]

I Would Ask The Client If They Have A Preference, (They Are Paying Me After All.) If They Had No Preference I'd Research The Target Throughly And Either Make It Look Like A Suicide, Or A Gas Leak. If I Had To Get A Little More "Hands On" I'd Definitely Use Poison In Some Way, By Either Injection Or Through A Cut/Wound. If I Couldn't Use Subtle Methods I'd Snipe... But That's Too Easy.

[samurai85]

something that goes boom

[GokuSs4]

If I were an assassin I would prefer using a sniper, it's fast and I will have time to escape before someone notices what's happening

[Vader]

I'll overdose him/her with viagra on another sex-medicine and force them to make love until die.

They will die in happiness, being a nice assassin is my motto. ;]

[pikuchang]

Writing his/her name in a notebook black in colour while believing its a death note that can kill him/her in 40 seconds. Then, got fed up and just use a bow and shoot a knife towards their chest.

[240159]

id do it all sneaky sneaky...like i would take my victim from behind then drag them to somewere were we couldnt be see, kill them quickly (yet painfully) like a knife up the chin, then id hide them behind a building, so they would be missing for years........OOOOOORRRRRRRR put them in a super scary room, that has scary flashes, scary music and scary noises, and there are all twisted pictures on the wall and it would drive the victim completely insane....so insane that they would do anything to kill themselves.....ill leave you with that

[zerox]

i would come at night and kill them in there sleep a quick and painless death

[pikuchang]

I'll inject you with tons of morphine so you'll die with pleasure..

[Ashmeel]

Flashbang, then move in and slice everyone in the room with a katana....

[Mechanical Pirate]

A flintlock pistol for medium range. A blunderbuss for close range. A cutlass if I miss with both. I don't care that their slow, they're awesome.

[Shinozaki]

break his/her bones????

[pikuchang]

sign him/her up for organ donation and proclaiming he's/she's dead.

[DakTuh]

Silently, Quickly, Painlessly.

Knife to the throat, or a silenced gun.

[Christie]

Silently, Quickly, Painlessly.

Knife to the throat, or a silenced gun.

There is nothing painless about a knife to the throat, you know? You will be losing blood until you run out of breath. It's actually probably one of the most cruel ways to kill someone.

Anyway I'd break the poor victim's neck.

[LDK]

Geez an assassin job is to kill, your not the hire goon so don't go torture them.

Dont let the victim know his death and make it fast....at least that what I think. Assassin job are delicate!

[sanjikun]

well my weapon of choice would be concealed dagger in wrist. about a 3 or 4 inch wound to the left lung. Let it full with blood.

Near painless after the initial stab. Bivtim should pass after after about 60/70 seconds and then dies from asphyxiation. Very queit as the vitim genrally cant scream or shout out due to the fact they have very limited air and blood fills his/her lungs

[Christie]

lol at the post above mine. Pseudo-assassins at large.

[X Factor]

Sword easy enough