30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

[tankaru]

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!



1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.....

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's
just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.


24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.............

[assasinekiss]

lol nuff said.

[Envisioner]

all is true

[reminder]

31. We have a right to feel down as well. Don't exect us to put on fake smile so that we wouldn't ruin your mood.

32. If we would want to know about your EX, we'd ask. If you feel he's better, don't f**k with us and just go back to him. Or forget him.

33. Expect to get as much as you give. In both good and bad ways.

34. ANY (not good) comments about our equipment will not make us happier.

35. If you have so much fun with your friends (girls), let us have fun with our friends as well. No matter if they stink as worn socks, drink rivers of alcohol and throw lame jokes as Jim Carrey.

36. Try not to bother us if we're working hard. At least not with "how are you doing" calls.

37. We had girlfriends before. There was a reason why we chose you. Don't have any doubts unless you have proof. Proof - not a f***in gossip your friends told you.

38. We don't always smell nice. Your morning breath isn't cool too. Could we both ignore it?

39. If you want to have secrets, fine. Don't expect us to reveal our secrets then tho.

40. Other guys DON'T INTEREST US. If you say "what a nice butt that guy has" it makes us feel like we don't have one. And that sucks.



God said : no DILDOS in guys *sses! That's too scary to even imagine~

[Zyro]

hahaha i love number 15 the most :071:

[Agnus]

oh i'll keep that in mind x.x

[vuatromhp]

lol it that true hahaha i like number 18

[Shinozaki]

most are correct..

[girlcelly]

So it is true
^^

[skygerobrian]

41. If you touch and tease us .. well you asked for it :)

42. We know our buddies are all numskulls but what can be done about it. >.<


43. Bed head can sometimes be sexy.

44. !@#% &#$% is even better.

45. Were not going to hurt ourselves when we pick you up.

46. We have rudimentary social skills... so go easy on us and when were good throw us a beer or something. In time we will learn to be good.

47. Like dogs, we are loyal, we need belly rubs, ear scratchings, and bones, we bark at strangers, we occasionally chase cars, and sometimes put our tails between our legs. However we do like pussycats :)

48. We're not interested in your crazy sisters and girlfriends.

49. You need to tell us when important occasions are approaching, such as your birthday.

50. You got the perfect mixture between beauty and smarts, so put a smug look on you face and hands on your lady hips and say "damn I'm fine. "

[Myke305]

Agree With All Especially Number 49

[silverraine]

all are true. spread teh message!

[thenoob9]

LOL #40 ftw!

[PervyGirl]

hehe ill respond now :D

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
Answer: I dont mind if you are more perverted than i think you are.. cuz i actually would... LOVE it :P

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
Answer: yh.. cuz HE lost me :O xD

ok may be i dont feel that way about my last ex.. cuz he was one of the best guys.. but ok nvm..

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Answer: i LOVE giving hugs and kisses ^o^

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Answer: we just love being called beautiful, pretty, etc so we sometimes do it to continue hearing it ^^ , but i dont really argue.. hehe i just say thnx ^^

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.....
karma!! :D

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with you.
ermm.. duh? idk why this is here...

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
iz just so u can imagine our pain? lol? idk.. it scared us too?

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.
ermm... we do.. or at least i do and other girls i know... o,o

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
i can't lie if i don't think wat i say is true or somewat true.. and ofc we like u if we are going out with you.. but doesnt mean appearance counts for all :P and some guys do look gd with facial hair :D not all tho >.<

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
i dont mind hairy legs.. ive gotten over that.. dont like guys that shave... :P but i dont like hairy chests tho >.<

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............
hehe sometimes iz just fun and funny :38109kt: but i would definitely not do it to my bf :P ive done it to a couple of guy friends tho :D

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don't.
hehe yh.. girls can be gossipy >.>

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
heeh sometimes iz not true tho :P

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
im sry?! sometimes we cant avoid it >.<

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.
so wat? tho i must admit there are times i wanted to be a guy.. like when going to the countryside.. and there's no decent bathroom.. or not at all x.x

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
hehe pride.. wat can i do.. hihihi tho sometimes i do admit :P

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.
some guys dont like it.. instead they wanna know how tough they are o,o

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
im a planner and a bit bossy at times.. so i think this is not much of a problem

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
what you wish for.
wat can i say.. we like to be defended and feel protected? tho i wouldnt ask something like that but we like the guys to stand up for us ^^

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's
just mean.
who would kick a guy in the nuts just to see what someone's says? that's ridiculous.. iz like touching a girl's breast for the same reason o,o

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.
hehe that would be a tiny bit funny hehe and mean :P

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.
somehow it just doesnt feel true :P

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
Hmmm many times that's hard to believe

24. PMS is not an excuse.
IT IS! try going thru it >.>

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it up when you're done.
guys should be the gentleman? lol... idk.. dont have that problem much.. cuz in my house there's only girls.. and at school there are different bathroom for each.. so if u were in my house i would tell u to put it down as we are majority :P

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
well we dont do it to turn you on.. that would be just wrong if u did

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
lol both combined are the best.. but u wont get the second one if you didnt pull the right strings :P

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.
WTF! that IS wrong, what the heck.. why would a girl tell HER guy to kiss another guy! yuk!

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
ermmm iz not funny when u do that to us either

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway...
and we love you for that ^^ tho sometimes telling the truth is necessary :P

31. We have a right to feel down as well. Don't exect us to put on fake smile so that we wouldn't ruin your mood.
duh! a girl should actually comfort and try to cheer him up, and same goes for guys :P

32. If we would want to know about your EX, we'd ask. If you feel he's better, don't f**k with us and just go back to him. Or forget him.
ok ill give you this one... sometimes is hard to forget, but iz not appropiate to mention it to ur currentl bf :P

33. Expect to get as much as you give. In both good and bad ways.
*nods*

34. ANY (not good) comments about our equipment will not make us happier.
wat if we name it? xD

35. If you have so much fun with your friends (girls), let us have fun with our friends as well. No matter if they stink as worn socks, drink rivers of alcohol and throw lame jokes as Jim Carrey.
sure go ahead.. u have ur friends we have ours ^^ girls night out wooooooooooooo :D

36. Try not to bother us if we're working hard. At least not with "how are you doing" calls.
same goes to everyone! i hate being bother when im working, except from ma luv :P (will always have time for you ^^)

37. We had girlfriends before. There was a reason why we chose you. Don't have any doubts unless you have proof. Proof - not a f***in gossip your friends told you.
>.< sometimes iz difficult, cuz you did had a thing for her before which may come back, so iz obvious we get jealous, but if you say u didnt do anything then ill trust you (ok sometimes depends on the situation) but i trust easily >.<

38. We don't always smell nice. Your morning breath isn't cool too. Could we both ignore it?
lol that can be arranged :P *cough*shower in couple*cough*

39. If you want to have secrets, fine. Don't expect us to reveal our secrets then tho.
hehe we are curious creatures by nature, but i personally wont bug if someone doesnt wanna tell (guy or girl) cuz im not open myself :P

40. Other guys DON'T INTEREST US. If you say "what a nice butt that guy has" it makes us feel like we don't have one. And that sucks.
sry again? ^^''

41. If you touch and tease us .. well you asked for it :)
i like getting wat i asked for.. mostly.. lol

42. We know our buddies are all numskulls but what can be done about it. >.<
yh most of us understand.. hopefully...

43. Bed head can sometimes be sexy.
bed head? @.@

44. !@#% &#$% is even better.
clueless again...

45. Were not going to hurt ourselves when we pick you up.
but sometimes it feels like a burden >.<

46. We have rudimentary social skills... so go easy on us and when were good throw us a beer or something. In time we will learn to be good.
some take to much time -.-

47. Like dogs, we are loyal, we need belly rubs, ear scratchings, and bones, we bark at strangers, we occasionally chase cars, and sometimes put our tails between our legs. However we do like pussycats :)
this made me lol hehe, but u dont like to be treated like dogs :P

48. We're not interested in your crazy sisters and girlfriends.
but we love talking about them :P that's sometime u may have to put up with just like we have to put up with the soccer (or any sport) talk

49. You need to tell us when important occasions are approaching, such as your birthday.
ermm.. that's a no.. you SHOULD remember that -.-

50. You got the perfect mixture between beauty and smarts, so put a smug look on you face and hands on your lady hips and say "damn I'm fine. "

hehe we knows :P and we do.. well some or most of us :P

[Latiosking]

Not a bad list. Made me chuckle a bit