Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players

Maras · 11-04-2009, 10:21 AM

Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter. In order to put his players off their game, he flooded the room with strippers who did their best to distract the players. However, these hardened Counter-Strike veterans have clearly given up on women long ago, and acted like they were not there.

Even exposing their bare boobs and sitting astride the computer monitor like had no effect. The gamers just kept on clicking like nothing was happening. To be fair, a number of the strippers look kind of haggard and drug-ruined, so they might be easier to ignore. In any case, however, this story is proof that if you play Counter-Strike for long enough, you turn into a psychopath. FOX News must be informed!

“it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.”

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BOTS, lol. :D

Невероятный турнир по компьютерным играм или мужской подвиг

Вчера вечером мне довелось побывать на, пожалуй, самом необычном чемпионате по counter strike.
Сражались две известные команды: Virtus.pro (чемпионы СНГ по версии «Arbalet Cup Russia 2009» и «Asus Сup Summer 2009») и forZe (бронзовые призеры кубка СНГ «Arbalet Cup Kazakhstan 2009», бронзовые призеры всероссийских соревнований «WCG Russia 2009»).

Я помню во времена моей учебы на физтехе какие жаркие шли бои, и как многие студенты просто "забивали" на учебу растворяясь в игре.

Для многих ребят компьютерные игры давно превратились из развлечения в источник дохода, став профессиональной деятельностью. К таким ребятам относятся и участники команд.

Но то, что их ждало на турнире стало огромным испытанием и неожиданностью как для них, так и для всех нас.
Это было что-то! А ведь вначале все начиналось так обычно!

Об этом событии и будет мой репортаж...

Внимание!
Только для лиц старше 16 лет!
Осторожно траффик!

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jologs16 · 11-11-2009, 09:21 PM

...she's not that attractive :P

wrk13s · 11-16-2009, 09:33 PM

hahaha to be honest man strippers bore the shit out of me to. dnt know why, but dont see the point in paying someone money to take of the clothes and u cant take them home to fondel.

one ugly chick to her abbs are so nasty

dragonforce08 · 11-18-2009, 11:20 PM

lol i can see why they'd be easy to ignore.

[K]ag3-Sama · 11-18-2009, 11:46 PM

lol... 1st time see this kind of things...

Shiiro · 11-19-2009, 08:23 AM

Whoa... I salute them! Keep on fighting to the end, gamers! NEVA ABANDON UR GAMING PRIDE, GAMERS!!

But seriously... They could ignore naked chicks? Wow...

Dr. Shaneman · 11-19-2009, 04:47 PM

I was never much of a CS fan anyway XD
They'd distract me.

RedRunner · 12-11-2009, 11:00 PM

They wouldn't first of all if I was playing Counter-Strike: Source, I'd be hitting up Surf games, but if it was regular CS then I'd be distracted and getting up all in that, her abs are nasty, and i dont really like blondes, but if she was free and ready, oh yea :P

Bajay Nyangkut · 12-20-2009, 02:18 AM

I think they should hire a better stripper

DeadSilent · 12-21-2009, 07:22 PM

Maybe they are not in to chicks?

11-04-2009, 10:21 AM	#1
Maras DL Mod Posts: 13,214 Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender : Location: Lithuania Total Awards: 6	Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter. In order to put his players off their game, he flooded the room with strippers who did their best to distract the players. However, these hardened Counter-Strike veterans have clearly given up on women long ago, and acted like they were not there. Even exposing their bare boobs and sitting astride the computer monitor like had no effect. The gamers just kept on clicking like nothing was happening. To be fair, a number of the strippers look kind of haggard and drug-ruined, so they might be easier to ignore. In any case, however, this story is proof that if you play Counter-Strike for long enough, you turn into a psychopath. FOX News must be informed! “it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.” destructoid.com BOTS, lol. :D Невероятный турнир по компьютерным играм или мужской подвиг Вчера вечером мне довелось побывать на, пожалуй, самом необычном чемпионате по counter strike. Сражались две известные команды: Virtus.pro (чемпионы СНГ по версии «Arbalet Cup Russia 2009» и «Asus Сup Summer 2009») и forZe (бронзовые призеры кубка СНГ «Arbalet Cup Kazakhstan 2009», бронзовые призеры всероссийских соревнований «WCG Russia 2009»). Я помню во времена моей учебы на физтехе какие жаркие шли бои, и как многие студенты просто "забивали" на учебу растворяясь в игре. Для многих ребят компьютерные игры давно превратились из развлечения в источник дохода, став профессиональной деятельностью. К таким ребятам относятся и участники команд. Но то, что их ждало на турнире стало огромным испытанием и неожиданностью как для них, так и для всех нас. Это было что-то! А ведь вначале все начиналось так обычно! Об этом событии и будет мой репортаж... Внимание! Только для лиц старше 16 лет! Осторожно траффик! bOObs Artworks xD Spoiler! It's not the Monaco, it's Baghdad. Banlieue 13 It's a lion or a hippo? I think it's a lion. Taste like a hippo. Dexter - Season 2 Episode 6 Copyright © 2010 by Maras. All rights reserved.

11-11-2009, 09:21 PM	#2
jologs16 Shiva Posts: 740 Join Date: Dec 2007 Gender : Location: Australia Total Awards: 1	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players ...she's not that attractive :P Sharingan Bearer~ Spoiler! ~I'll become your eyes...and see the future with you~ +rep me if u find my postings helpful ~ otherwise get out of my sight ^^ ________________________________________________ Thank you ^^ **NY Res. ~ increase my post count =.=

11-16-2009, 09:33 PM	#3
wrk13s Ifrit Posts: 58 Join Date: Nov 2009 Gender : Location: Australia	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players hahaha to be honest man strippers bore the shit out of me to. dnt know why, but dont see the point in paying someone money to take of the clothes and u cant take them home to fondel. one ugly chick to her abbs are so nasty

11-18-2009, 11:20 PM	#4
dragonforce08 You can't stop the RANDOM Posts: 9,823 Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender : Location: currently San Jose, California Total Awards: 2	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players lol i can see why they'd be easy to ignore. Originally Posted by hLz15 I just fight for boobs Originally Posted by C.C.'sWarlock "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one." Originally Posted by vivifc i say "tits or gtfo"... XP Originally Posted by G-Tank (a²+b²)=a²+2ab+b² ommmmgggggg Originally Posted by Fatallystab11 My god!..........facepalm

11-18-2009, 11:46 PM	#5
[K]ag3-Sama [D]on't Stop The [M]usic' Posts: 2,232 Join Date: May 2008 Gender : Location: In my bed, destined to dream Total Awards: 1	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players lol... 1st time see this kind of things... Come and Vote for me! http://forum.nihonomaru.com/awards-c...ml#post1984193 我们为了爱他，才去保护她，因为当他不在，我们的世界就会破烂，所以，为了保护你，我们才觉悟我的一切，为了和你在一起！卐解：大红莲冰轮丸！ My K-ON Renders~~ Happily married to Fujibayashi Kyou Spoiler!

11-19-2009, 08:23 AM	#6
Shiiro Ifrit Posts: 181 Join Date: Feb 2009 Gender : Location: In the world of Ninjas	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players Whoa... I salute them! Keep on fighting to the end, gamers! NEVA ABANDON UR GAMING PRIDE, GAMERS!! But seriously... They could ignore naked chicks? Wow... Everytime you don't feed them, God kills a kitten. So click on them NAO!! Kasumi and Chun Li are awesome. Especially their boobs.

11-19-2009, 04:47 PM	#7
Dr. Shaneman Niho's Surgeon Posts: 9,752 Join Date: Apr 2009 Gender : Location: England Total Awards: 1	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players I was never much of a CS fan anyway XD They'd distract me. ~Happily married & in a loving relationship with hikarisakura~ Originally Posted by Mina Toivo Mwah! You'd cope just fine, Shanie - we just make your life a bit more interesting ^_~

12-11-2009, 11:00 PM	#8
RedRunner Unknown Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec 2009 Gender : Location: Canada	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players They wouldn't first of all if I was playing Counter-Strike: Source, I'd be hitting up Surf games, but if it was regular CS then I'd be distracted and getting up all in that, her abs are nasty, and i dont really like blondes, but if she was free and ready, oh yea :P

12-20-2009, 02:18 AM	#9
Bajay Nyangkut N00b Slayer Posts: 2,996 Join Date: Jan 2009 Gender : Location: Indonesia. Period.	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players I think they should hire a better stripper The Ears of Oblivion Fear us; we bite >:3 Me and Miss Marionette will conquer this world with nekos lolis and shoutas! Special thanks to ElderKain for the sig & avy =D Sometimes I like to barge in in a thread and steal something. If that, by any chance, happens to you, please pardon me. It was a joke =D

12-21-2009, 07:22 PM	#10
DeadSilent Devoid of Joy inc. Posts: 1,798 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: teh interwebz	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players Maybe they are not in to chicks?

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