Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players

Maras · 11-04-2009, 10:21 AM

Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter. In order to put his players off their game, he flooded the room with strippers who did their best to distract the players. However, these hardened Counter-Strike veterans have clearly given up on women long ago, and acted like they were not there.

Even exposing their bare boobs and sitting astride the computer monitor like had no effect. The gamers just kept on clicking like nothing was happening. To be fair, a number of the strippers look kind of haggard and drug-ruined, so they might be easier to ignore. In any case, however, this story is proof that if you play Counter-Strike for long enough, you turn into a psychopath. FOX News must be informed!

“it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.”

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BOTS, lol. :D

Невероятный турнир по компьютерным играм или мужской подвиг

Вчера вечером мне довелось побывать на, пожалуй, самом необычном чемпионате по counter strike.
Сражались две известные команды: Virtus.pro (чемпионы СНГ по версии «Arbalet Cup Russia 2009» и «Asus Сup Summer 2009») и forZe (бронзовые призеры кубка СНГ «Arbalet Cup Kazakhstan 2009», бронзовые призеры всероссийских соревнований «WCG Russia 2009»).

Я помню во времена моей учебы на физтехе какие жаркие шли бои, и как многие студенты просто "забивали" на учебу растворяясь в игре.

Для многих ребят компьютерные игры давно превратились из развлечения в источник дохода, став профессиональной деятельностью. К таким ребятам относятся и участники команд.

Но то, что их ждало на турнире стало огромным испытанием и неожиданностью как для них, так и для всех нас.
Это было что-то! А ведь вначале все начиналось так обычно!

Об этом событии и будет мой репортаж...

Внимание!
Только для лиц старше 16 лет!
Осторожно траффик!

bOObs

Artworks xD

Spoiler!

jologs16 · 11-11-2009, 09:21 PM

...she's not that attractive :P

wrk13s · 11-16-2009, 09:33 PM

hahaha to be honest man strippers bore the shit out of me to. dnt know why, but dont see the point in paying someone money to take of the clothes and u cant take them home to fondel.

one ugly chick to her abbs are so nasty

dragonforce08 · 11-18-2009, 11:20 PM

lol i can see why they'd be easy to ignore.

austinjklim · 11-18-2009, 11:46 PM

lol... 1st time see this kind of things...

Shiiro · 11-19-2009, 08:23 AM

Whoa... I salute them! Keep on fighting to the end, gamers! NEVA ABANDON UR GAMING PRIDE, GAMERS!!

But seriously... They could ignore naked chicks? Wow...

Dr. Shaneman · 11-19-2009, 04:47 PM

I was never much of a CS fan anyway XD
They'd distract me.

11-04-2009, 10:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maras DL Mod Posts: 12,716 Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender : Location: Lithuania Total Awards: 6	Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter. In order to put his players off their game, he flooded the room with strippers who did their best to distract the players. However, these hardened Counter-Strike veterans have clearly given up on women long ago, and acted like they were not there. Even exposing their bare boobs and sitting astride the computer monitor like had no effect. The gamers just kept on clicking like nothing was happening. To be fair, a number of the strippers look kind of haggard and drug-ruined, so they might be easier to ignore. In any case, however, this story is proof that if you play Counter-Strike for long enough, you turn into a psychopath. FOX News must be informed! “it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.” destructoid.com BOTS, lol. :D Невероятный турнир по компьютерным играм или мужской подвиг Вчера вечером мне довелось побывать на, пожалуй, самом необычном чемпионате по counter strike. Сражались две известные команды: Virtus.pro (чемпионы СНГ по версии «Arbalet Cup Russia 2009» и «Asus Сup Summer 2009») и forZe (бронзовые призеры кубка СНГ «Arbalet Cup Kazakhstan 2009», бронзовые призеры всероссийских соревнований «WCG Russia 2009»). Я помню во времена моей учебы на физтехе какие жаркие шли бои, и как многие студенты просто "забивали" на учебу растворяясь в игре. Для многих ребят компьютерные игры давно превратились из развлечения в источник дохода, став профессиональной деятельностью. К таким ребятам относятся и участники команд. Но то, что их ждало на турнире стало огромным испытанием и неожиданностью как для них, так и для всех нас. Это было что-то! А ведь вначале все начиналось так обычно! Об этом событии и будет мой репортаж... Внимание! Только для лиц старше 16 лет! Осторожно траффик! bOObs Artworks xD Spoiler! It's not the Monaco, it's Baghdad. Banlieue 13 It's a lion or a hippo? I think it's a lion. Taste like a hippo. Dexter - Season 2 Episode 6 Copyright © 2009 by Maras. All rights reserved.

11-11-2009, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
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11-16-2009, 09:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
wrk13s Ifrit Posts: 41 Join Date: Nov 2009 Gender : Location: Australia	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players hahaha to be honest man strippers bore the shit out of me to. dnt know why, but dont see the point in paying someone money to take of the clothes and u cant take them home to fondel. one ugly chick to her abbs are so nasty

11-18-2009, 11:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
dragonforce08 You can't stop the RANDOM Posts: 7,187 Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender : Location: currently San Jose, California Total Awards: 1	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players lol i can see why they'd be easy to ignore. ~~~~~~~~~~ Spoiler! ♥My Love♥ Spoiler! ♥Feli ♥

11-18-2009, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
austinjklim 卍解:天锁斩月 Posts: 237 Join Date: May 2008 Gender : Location: Soul Society	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players lol... 1st time see this kind of things... Seto no Hanayome SIGGY Spoiler! +Rep me if you find my post useful. Understanding pain,sorrow,death and fear, makes us Immortal. Pm me for an Lockerz Invite! Visit My DeviantArt

11-19-2009, 08:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Shiiro Ifrit Posts: 96 Join Date: Feb 2009 Gender : Location: In the world of Ninjas	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players Whoa... I salute them! Keep on fighting to the end, gamers! NEVA ABANDON UR GAMING PRIDE, GAMERS!! But seriously... They could ignore naked chicks? Wow... Everytime you don't feed them, God kills a kitten. So click on them NAO!!

11-19-2009, 04:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dr. Shaneman Valefor Posts: 826 Join Date: Apr 2009 Gender :	Re: Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players I was never much of a CS fan anyway XD They'd distract me. ~PM me if you want any of my Exit Trance collection~

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