[Agnus]

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know


wrote by guys. :D

My own comments are in italics.

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. (hhhm... dont we all know that :p)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (jerks!)
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. *kukukuku*
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (thats just cute!)
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. (will keep that in mind)
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (will keep that in mind too)
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily. (i know!! n we love it anyway)
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. (oh, really? thought it was food :P)
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (jerks!)
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (but we find these things just cute!)
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (I don't understand this.)
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (hhmm.. )
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
    (Now this isn't necessarily true. When a guy says "Leave me alone", let him be for a few minutes and when he's ready to talk, he'll settle down somewhere and look at you often to get your attention. Once he's ready, then you can try, seriously i had hard times with that!)
37. Guys don't really have final decisions. (i know!! >.<)
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. (oh shit O.o)
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. (dont really like too much make up...)
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them. (ya i see that :P)
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. (then thats why he calls me fat >.>)
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs. (geeh!)
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not..
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
57. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
58. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. (i noticed >O<)
59. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
60. (LOL where did #60 go? I honestly don't know.)

Revenge!!!!!

[Loli]

"When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
(Now this isn't necessarily true. When a guy says "Leave me alone", let him be for a few minutes and when he's ready to talk, he'll settle down somewhere and look at you often to get your attention. Once he's ready, then you can try, seriously i had hard times with that!)"

lol when that happens you should look at him till he says "iīm so sorry, it's not your foult".... XDDD

[vengeance]

80-90% true....... i would haft to say. This was written by a guys? Sounds more like the other way around.

[ErgoProxy]

... I'm not sure about these things

# 41 Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity.

^ my favourite

[Dark_Clown]

u should take it for real when i say leave me alone... if u don't u could get hurt ...

[Loli]

Originally Posted by Dark_Clown

u should take it for real when i say leave me alone... if u don't u could get hurt ...

not really... guys are so week~~ they just fell sorry they talked to us like that and apologize.... and they wouldnt touch girl~

[Dark_Clown]

nah... u see it wrong coz i nearly never use such terms i have to be damn pissed to tell ppl to leave me alone

[Loli]

i actually never said that... >_>

that's kinda emo even for girls~~ like " my life is so complicated, i would rather die..." =__________= hate people like that...

[Dark_Clown]

k intristing way to put it ...

[reminder]

Originally Posted by Misuzu

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know
[list=1][*]Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one. sometimes guy's mind is just a bit belwo the belt, so for more fun they would
[*]"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone.
[*]Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. ... yeah right...
[*]Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. soo simple-minded we are
[*]Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. ...mhm.... We SOOO really do...
[*]Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. whoops! No pants!
[*]Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy. that's definately right
[*]A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.sometimes
[*]Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. + *in bed*
[*]Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. unless they're gay
[*]Guys get jealous easily. only if it's worth it
[*]Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. I won't even start with this one...
[*]Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. he'll assume the worst that can be assumed
[*]Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. not always
[*]Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Liez
[*]Girls are guys' weaknesses. as many more things
[*]Guys are very open about themselves.not all
[*]It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
[*]Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. you gotta be better than her then ^^
[*]If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 100% right
[*]A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. .... whatever
[*]Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. but 90% of times they aren't serious
[*]Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend. not all
[*]Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. liez
[*]Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. truth
[*]Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. we're so simple minded.... NO
[*]Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. I wonder who's fault is that
[*]Try to be as straightforward as possible. a good advice
[*]A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. so hurt him first? bishy...
[*]If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. depends on relationship depth
[*]No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. and we all knwo where the lock is
[*]Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. We can read? Naah
[*]Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. that's right, girls complain if you don't give them enough attention, but if you give too much of it, they start abusing you
[*]If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.or he had a few beers
[*]When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. if he says that to a guy - he surely is. Lese it's one of the pick-up lines
[*]When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." I agree with mizu about that
[*]Guys don't really have final decisions. liez
[*]If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
[*]If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. truth
[*]When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. we're always thinking something, thank you
[*]Guys like femininity not feebleness or vulgarity. sometimes[*]Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. truth
[*]A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. who doesn't
[*]Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. some do, some don't
[*]Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
[*]Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. mm.... not always[*]Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. gotta agree
[*]Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. not everyone
[*]A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. Lies. We would like to keep our nuts, thank you.
[*]No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. mhm

[*]Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
[*]We don't like girls who are too skinny.truth
[*]We love it when girls talk about their boobs. OMG YES!!! Except boob cancer or smth like that...
[*]Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not..
[*]Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
[*]Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. try that and you're dead
[*]Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... gotta agree
[*]Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. not all respect that... but generally, yes
[*]When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. or to be away from somethign as much as possible

Revenge!!!!!

That's more like dictionary for girls than a form of revenge.