[tankaru]

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!



1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.....

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's
just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.


24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.............

[assasinekiss]

lol nuff said.

[Envisioner]

all is true

[reminder]

31. We have a right to feel down as well. Don't exect us to put on fake smile so that we wouldn't ruin your mood.

32. If we would want to know about your EX, we'd ask. If you feel he's better, don't f**k with us and just go back to him. Or forget him.

33. Expect to get as much as you give. In both good and bad ways.

34. ANY (not good) comments about our equipment will not make us happier.

35. If you have so much fun with your friends (girls), let us have fun with our friends as well. No matter if they stink as worn socks, drink rivers of alcohol and throw lame jokes as Jim Carrey.

36. Try not to bother us if we're working hard. At least not with "how are you doing" calls.

37. We had girlfriends before. There was a reason why we chose you. Don't have any doubts unless you have proof. Proof - not a f***in gossip your friends told you.

38. We don't always smell nice. Your morning breath isn't cool too. Could we both ignore it?

39. If you want to have secrets, fine. Don't expect us to reveal our secrets then tho.

40. Other guys DON'T INTEREST US. If you say "what a nice butt that guy has" it makes us feel like we don't have one. And that sucks.

Spoiler!

God said : no DILDOS in guys *sses! That's too scary to even imagine~

[Zyro]

hahaha i love number 15 the most

[Agnus]

oh i'll keep that in mind x.x

[vuatromhp]

lol it that true hahaha i like number 18

[Shinozaki]

most are correct..

[girlcelly]

So it is true
^^

[skygerobrian]

41. If you touch and tease us .. well you asked for it :)

42. We know our buddies are all numskulls but what can be done about it. >.<

43. Bed head can sometimes be sexy.

44. !@#% &#$% is even better.

45. Were not going to hurt ourselves when we pick you up.

46. We have rudimentary social skills... so go easy on us and when were good throw us a beer or something. In time we will learn to be good.

47. Like dogs, we are loyal, we need belly rubs, ear scratchings, and bones, we bark at strangers, we occasionally chase cars, and sometimes put our tails between our legs. However we do like pussycats :)

48. We're not interested in your crazy sisters and girlfriends.

49. You need to tell us when important occasions are approaching, such as your birthday.

50. You got the perfect mixture between beauty and smarts, so put a smug look on you face and hands on your lady hips and say "damn I'm fine. "