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Ifrit
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Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
Just spam up funny quotations, jokes, sayings, lines,…
here's some of mine: That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things! A life...where could I DL one of these? I've got two spoons, a toothbrush, and a plastic cup...you're going down! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness pays off right now! 
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows. |
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03-19-2008, 07:59 PM
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The Forgotten
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
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03-19-2008, 08:01 PM
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Don't Call me Kida :P
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Re: Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
Someone said that one of the worst inventions in the world was the tv, he said that no one is going to be staring at that box for so long.
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03-19-2008, 08:12 PM
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Walk to Hell!!!
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Re: Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
"You can wish in one hand, and shit in the other, and see wich one is filled up first!"
Lamb of God - More Time to Kill
Inlove with my lovely and sexy Doha!  
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doha said to me:
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I'll always be there for you Sweety! ^^ For my honey:
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I LOVE YOU ALOT DOHA!!!!
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03-19-2008, 08:20 PM
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Anima
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Re: Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
you can enjoy yourself but you can't ejoy at fullest if you haven't what you like or love from life
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03-20-2008, 08:21 PM
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Ifrit
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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
"You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty." "A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." "The only stupid question is the question you don't ask." "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die." "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows. |
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03-20-2008, 10:11 PM
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Anima
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you can think you are the best but the others think that you are a problem for their intenction
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03-20-2008, 10:42 PM
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Madboy Deluxe
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"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober... and you will still be ugly" - Winston Churchill
Spoiler!
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03-21-2008, 07:30 PM
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The Forgotten
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Re: Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
Here two that I think are funny:
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding |
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03-22-2008, 09:22 PM
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Anima
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you are right but you are wrong so stop complain yourself
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