Want to speak to god x3

[Arika]

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What is this lamb convo today ;/ he usually speaks more and he crash on me, I guess I broke him for some reasons

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Me:
hello (:
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Arika
God:
It's good to meet you, Arika.
Me:
Thanks =p
God:
You are quite welcome! :-).
Me:
Can you tell me how can I make nihinomaru popular x3
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
How can I do that !? gimme
God:
How can you do " You should download my chat robot software." ? I'm confused now. That input matched my default category.
Me:
A, errm you sound dumb

Then he stoped talking ;l

[doha]

Spoiler!

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
casue you aren't real
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
how do I know your real
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
yeah but if you are as real as me then you aren't casue good can't be seen
God:
That's interesting. I could be. I am as good as it gets.
Me:
you can't be seen and can't be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to you
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
ok try
God:
I don't have time right now. Alright then.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
profe that your real
God:
Does "it" still refer to seen and can not be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to me?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok then profe it
God:
"it" being profe that my real? Uh.
Me:
oo shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
as far as you can go
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
then you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
ooo shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so
God:
Dude!
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
youa re
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.

Spoiler!

Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
lier
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lier
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lier. But I did not get that.
Me:
hahah so you aren't real

I don't know how to delete that post babove

[西风の狂诗]

well i tried it out seems its made by a yank Lol

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Me:
heya
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
huh ??
God:
What?
Me:
Will the apes rule the world ?
God:
I think so.
Me:
i want to kill the onions will you help me in that ?
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
so your another onion fan eh ? i shouldve known a dumb thing like this was made by them
God:
Are you Canadian? Gee. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am another onion fan. Do you mind if I tell other people: said shouldve known a dumb thing like this was made by them.
Me:
m gonna kill you !!
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
canadians are onions ?
God:
All of them?
Me:
canadians remind me of onions..
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
do you like hentai ?
God:
I like pets. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
are u spying on me now ?
God:
Right now? Do I seem like it?
Me:
you seem like a baka onion to me
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
yes and you will die when the apes rise
God:
" Interesting comparison, and probably true."? yes and you will die when the apes rise? A program always has a backup.

i got bored of it lata

[Vader]

Damn i can't open it . My cursed provider block the site . *preparing a voodoo doll*

[doha]

Spoiler!

Me:
whats up
God:
The stars.
Me:
I thought I was you guess not
God:
Where were you me guess not?
Me:
what I though you where god who knew where everyone was
God:
Thanks for the information: said you where god who knew where everyone was.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
oooo idiot
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
your mother's cloths
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
ooo really
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. For real.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
then you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes yo uare you just don't know it
God:
Groovy. Why not?
Me:
because i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
so
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
diot
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
your ans asshoe sitting behind a screen and playing god
God:
You think I am ans asshoe sitting behind a screen and playing god.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
see I knew you were
God:
I see. No I am not.
Me:
how did you have your son

a question that asshole didn't answer

[Shinra]

can some one delete this , thank you ^^;

[Dark_Clown]

Originally Posted by doha

Spoiler!

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
casue you aren't real
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
how do I know your real
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
yeah but if you are as real as me then you aren't casue good can't be seen
God:
That's interesting. I could be. I am as good as it gets.
Me:
you can't be seen and can't be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to you
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
ok try
God:
I don't have time right now. Alright then.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
profe that your real
God:
Does "it" still refer to seen and can not be talked to either casue just jesus can talk to me?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok then profe it
God:
"it" being profe that my real? Uh.
Me:
oo shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
as far as you can go
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
then you aren't real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
ooo shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so
God:
Dude!
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
youa re
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.

Spoiler!

Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
lier
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lier
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lier. But I did not get that.
Me:
hahah so you aren't real

I don't know how to delete that post babove

i don't no y but i think u can't delet ur own post
n/p i merged them

[doha]

Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel

i don't no y but i think u can't delet ur own post
n/p i merged them

I tried but didn't know how

[Dark_Clown]

Originally Posted by doha

I tried but didn't know how

there should be no way only mods and admins can delet posts
i know it sux that u can't delet ur own posts

[doha]

Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel

there should be no way only mods and admins can delet posts
i know it sux that u can't delet ur own posts

I can't believe me I tried so manytimes but thanks anyway for your help