The Alphabet of The Ex-Husband

[ZephyrBlack]

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE d*ck.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one?
Do you know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.

P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.

S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.

T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.

U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.

V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.

W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.

X is what he is to me now!!

Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him?

Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.

[ZephyrBlack]

reply for her

A is for Absolutely as in She got Absolutely everything.
B is for; you already know this one.
C is for ... you know this one too
D is for Dog as in She even got the Dog
E is for Everything See above.
F is for - you know this one too and yes you are Absolutely
G is for Groin as in At times like these guard your Groin
H is for House - go buy another one it will help with the sub prime crisis
I is for Idiot as in How could I have been such an Idiot
J is for Jour current sex life
K is for Kitchen as in What you got cooking in the Kitchen? Canned soup again eh?
L is for Lawyer as in You're helping the Lawyer solve the sub prime crisis too.
M is for Money - ask the Lawyer.
N is for Nun as in You ain't gonna get Nun tonite baby.
O is for Ouch - ask the Lawyer about the House and the Money.
P is for Prayer - You haven't got one.
Q is for Queer as in If it weren't for Aids, the lisp, hemorrhoids and dental bills you might be better off Queer.
R is for Revenge as in Where did she learn so much about Revenge.
S is for .... as in Prayer - Who gives a .....
T is for Time heals all, but doesn't help with the Lawyer's housing needs.
U is for Up as in How far up .... ask the Lawyer when holding your ankles.
V is for Vagina Dentia - look it up
W is for Work - You have to solve the Lawyer's housing problem don't you?
X is for XXX - it's why you're here in the first place.
Y is for Good Question
Z is forZere as in Zere has to be a better way

[renegadesoul]

lol...............^^

im too lazy to read em all

[Shinozaki]

same......