Why is my semen hot?!

Ranma1/2 · 09-07-2009, 08:14 AM

Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch.

Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters.

Drgentile777 · 09-07-2009, 08:19 AM

Wow... Thanks for sharing this with us. And for the warning.

Laharl-san · 09-07-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Ranma1/2

Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch.

Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters.

You just managed to cum inside youself

Nored · 09-07-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Ranma1/2

Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch.

Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters.

Wouldn't it suck if you got a blister inside your penis?

Taser · 09-07-2009, 06:55 PM

whahwhahahahah thas so funny lol. its fuckin hilarious hahahhahaha. ur the first guy ive known who managed that loool

fooleh · 09-07-2009, 07:56 PM

I remember reading something about semen being slightly basic. Getting a non ph-neutral substance under your skin, acidic or basic, should hurt or sting. Like when you put hydrogen peroxide on a cut. Probably not that bad, though.

Nored · 09-07-2009, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by fooleh

I remember reading something about semen being slightly basic. Getting a non ph-neutral substance under your skin, acidic or basic, should hurt or sting. Like when you put hydrogen peroxide on a cut. Probably not that bad, though.

Aha! The solution has arrived! If we want to fap with blisters, all we need is something acidic nearby to neutralize the semen!

ahra · 09-08-2009, 10:39 AM

*facepalm*

silverstella · 09-08-2009, 12:41 PM

The title of the thread is so misleading -_-

ahra · 09-08-2009, 02:09 PM

no, little stella, protect your innocence!

*drags stella away*

09-07-2009, 08:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ranma1/2 Anima Posts: 3,967 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In Chicos Arms ^-^	Why is my semen hot?! Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch. Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters. Last edited by Ranma1/2; 09-07-2009 at 08:16 AM.

09-07-2009, 08:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Drgentile777 Ifrit Posts: 173 Join Date: Jun 2009 Gender : Location: U.S.A.	Re: Why is my semen hot?! Wow... Thanks for sharing this with us. And for the warning.

09-07-2009, 08:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Laharl-san Shiva Posts: 420 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: You know...that place	Re: Why is my semen hot?! Originally Posted by Ranma1/2 Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch. Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters. You just managed to cum inside youself Sig done by tkj Spoiler! Sig by BlueBlooded

09-07-2009, 09:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nored Anti-Porn Posts: 877 Join Date: Mar 2009 Gender :	Re: Why is my semen hot?! Originally Posted by Ranma1/2 Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch. Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters. Wouldn't it suck if you got a blister inside your penis? IRL is a pretty upstanding MMO with thousands of classes, a lot of PvP and even some pretty unique emotes and titles you can acquire. Explore that world first, then we'll talk about this virtual one.

09-07-2009, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Taser is busy with school Posts: 729 Join Date: Oct 2008 Gender : Location: Canada yay!	Re: Why is my semen hot?! whahwhahahahah thas so funny lol. its fuckin hilarious hahahhahaha. ur the first guy ive known who managed that loool I'm aware "Taser" isn't a very girly name. I just chose it as a nick because I thought that since "Taser" is an object/company name, there wouldn't be a gender thing going on with it. But rest assured, I'm a girl. Sig is too long~ 500 by 250 max

09-07-2009, 07:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
fooleh Ifrit Posts: 51 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Why is my semen hot?! I remember reading something about semen being slightly basic. Getting a non ph-neutral substance under your skin, acidic or basic, should hurt or sting. Like when you put hydrogen peroxide on a cut. Probably not that bad, though.

09-07-2009, 08:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nored Anti-Porn Posts: 877 Join Date: Mar 2009 Gender :	Re: Why is my semen hot?! Originally Posted by fooleh I remember reading something about semen being slightly basic. Getting a non ph-neutral substance under your skin, acidic or basic, should hurt or sting. Like when you put hydrogen peroxide on a cut. Probably not that bad, though. Aha! The solution has arrived! If we want to fap with blisters, all we need is something acidic nearby to neutralize the semen! IRL is a pretty upstanding MMO with thousands of classes, a lot of PvP and even some pretty unique emotes and titles you can acquire. Explore that world first, then we'll talk about this virtual one.

09-08-2009, 10:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
ahra sunshine Posts: 17,025 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: in between rain drops. chainstorm. Total Awards: 3	Re: Why is my semen hot?! facepalm hear one million demons rain inside you ~ crimson bricks ~ updated ♪ chainstorm ♪ Spoiler! clickety.

09-08-2009, 12:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
silverstella Damnation to the pink Posts: 9,213 Join Date: Nov 2008 Gender : Location: ~In Heero's pants~ Total Awards: 4	Re: Why is my semen hot?! The title of the thread is so misleading -_- Gifty from ahra-ra-ra-ra ^.^ Spoiler! <3 Married to Heero yuy <3 Originally Posted by BurningSoul I wonder how all of the clothes you're currently wearing would look lying on the ground . I bet it'd look good :p Originally Posted by ahra we sound like dirty old men >.> Originally Posted by Sora_Dono Damn Stella you know how to make a man happy

09-08-2009, 02:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
ahra sunshine Posts: 17,025 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: in between rain drops. chainstorm. Total Awards: 3	Re: Why is my semen hot?! no, little stella, protect your innocence! drags stella away hear one million demons rain inside you ~ crimson bricks ~ updated ♪ chainstorm ♪ Spoiler! clickety.

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Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the ...