[Nored]

Originally Posted by Lemnear

Though I don't think was the cause given the circumstances, if the guys is sick (must be feverish) his semen can come out hotter than usual. Funny story behind that, a girlfriend of mine went to visit her boyfriend one day when he was sick. Despite really being quite sick, they still went after it (easily the horniest pair I've know) and when he sprayed her back as the finishing move she started crying, "ah, its hot!!!!".

Other things can influence its state as well, if the guy drinks pineapple juice for an extended period of time the semen will become much sweater and take on some of the flavour aspects that the juice has. I wouldn't describe it as being tasty, but I guess you could say much less distasteful than the usual.

I'll keep that in mind.

Spoiler!

Too bad I'm allergic to pineapple. Life sucks.

[Lemnear]

Originally Posted by Nored

I'll keep that in mind.

Spoiler!

Too bad I'm allergic to pineapple. Life sucks.

That's a shame, so far that's the only method that myself, or other gf's I've talked to them about have had any kind of "success" in being more, errr receptive I guess you could say to doing what all you guys dream about

With your situation might try apple juice, pear or peach juice, or something like the Kern banana/strawberry nectar (which is yummy anyways). Usually takes about a week before the changes take effect.

[Virus465]

I've managed to avoid this thread...XD

...wish I had managed to control my curiosity more...but no...Man this is just stupid. I have to admit, funny, but stupid.

Congrats you managed to cum inside yourself *Insert Shemale Joke here*.

Can wait to see that messed up child. XD

[BurningSoul]

Really . . all of the guys dream of that ? Me too ?

And why do you people insist on posting in this fucked up thread anyway .

[Lemnear]

The threads name is like a sign that says, "Do not enter"; its so tantalizing that your curiosity forces you to take a peep.

[Kuroi Mitsukai]

all I can say to this is wow.

Originally Posted by Ranma1/2

Ok, funny fap story. So today I was taking care of the garden in the backyard, and I got a couple of blisters during the work. When I'm all done and tired, I go, and I'm like, "hey, I'll fap before I go take a shower!" I fap to some awesome porn, I shoot up some semen, and when it lands, I feel something really hot, REALLY hot. It was burning really bad. My eyes were on the computer screen for a while while I was thinking "Ow ow ow ow, why is my semen so fucking hot?!" I look down and noticed some of the cum landed on my blister which is on my thumb. The blister was partially open, and the cum got inside where the sensitive part is when it's sore. It hurt like a bitch.

Remember to never fap without a bandaid on your blisters.

[Wisteria45]

ok gratz... I'm a newbie here and I'm already scared, thnx to your lolstory. I don't have the words.... *runs away*

[Lemnear]

Guys seem to like to "surprise" us and have gotten my fair share of icky hot ones, or times they've gone into a cut in the arm. Almost like a chemical fire, more water you put on it the worse it gets

[affie]

Dude, your story is hilarious. You manage to cum inside yourself. Congrats, your prob the first guy who came in himself :P. That calls for a toast. I toast to healthy fapping experiences in the near future. Amen.

Do you know that the name of your thread is really misleading. I was hoping a girl made this thread and was talking about tasting warm semen in her mouth. Now I find out it's a guy who came in himself and asking why his semen is warm. I think most of the girls will avoid the word "semen" on this forum. So I don't think you'll get a lot of answers from girls.

Originally Posted by zetsui

this is not funny for me either but a friend of mine did the same thing in the shower and the poor guy slipped on his semen & fell on the bathroom floor......in the hospital room, he was like "got like this from fight club" & put on a hero's expression (his sis told us what really happened) XXXXXPPP

OOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slipping on your own semen. classic XD XD XD. I'm trying to imagine what that would look like. *OOOOOMYGOOOOOOOOOOOD* That was AWESOME!!!! I can't stop laughing :) :) :P