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Re: Pokemon are real. O.o
found this in the pokemon forum
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This is an AIM conversation I just had with someone who wants to join and sign up but can't, sadly, due to our blocking the trolls.
What you read may be startling.
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:15 PM): ive been there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:21 PM): i can tell you how to get there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:41 PM): its all real
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:45 PM): its all really real
Evang1109 (3:31:50 PM): I KNEW IT
Evang1109 (3:32:06 PM): how!!!!!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:13 PM): intense meditation
Evang1109 (3:32:34 PM): But...I do that every night!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:37 PM): im gonna bring my camera the next time i step through the portal
Evang1109 (3:32:41 PM): Do you do anything special!
Evang1109 (3:32:44 PM): Cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:56 PM): um well i light candles all around
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:01 PM): and incense
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:19 PM): and it has to be completely silent
Evang1109 (3:33:22 PM): ohhhh
Evang1109 (3:33:24 PM): I never did that
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:48 PM): and i kept repeating two words in my head
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:54 PM): "linger longer"
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:58 PM): and i was there
Evang1109 (3:34:22 PM): awesome
Evang1109 (3:34:26 PM): I'll try that next time, thanks
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:31 PM): and you have to envision where you want to go
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:37 PM): like i wanted to be in Kanto
Evang1109 (3:34:37 PM): okay
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:40 PM): and there i was
Evang1109 (3:34:43 PM): How did you get back?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:56 PM): you have to find the portal back, snorlax helped me
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:17 PM): the pokemon are very helpful on getting back home
Evang1109 (3:35:24 PM): Ok cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:42 PM): its usally not that far from where you started though
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:02 PM): but dude...
Evang1109 (3:36:13 PM): Yeah?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:17 PM): i think the russians are using the pokeuniverse as a weapon
Evang1109 (3:36:24 PM): OH NO
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:25 PM): because i seen a Russian flag when I was there
Evang1109 (3:36:28 PM): ****
Evang1109 (3:36:32 PM): I HAD MY SUSPICIONS
Evang1109 (3:36:38 PM): BUT NOW THEY'RE CONFIRMED
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:43 PM): me too but i thought it would be our government
Evang1109 (3:36:46 PM): I'm going there tonight and destroying the Russians!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:46 PM): but its not its theirs
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:00 PM): good man i could use your help
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:19 PM): they were running scientific tests on pikcahu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:26 PM): i felt so bad for him
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:38:30 PM): tell everybody on the site cause i cant register for some reason
Evang1109 (3:38:51 PM): okay ;_;
Evang1109 (3:38:53 PM): poor pikachu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:39:05 PM): tell the masses about them dirty russians
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:28 PM): and tell everybody how to get there
Evang1109 (3:42:39 PM): I will I promise
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:43 PM): ok
Russians controlling our Pokemon! Now that we know how to get there, I think we need to start putting our plans in effect. We have a tried and true method to get into the Pokemon world. We can get there. And now we have more of a reason, so we can stop the Russians.
I say we need to start putting our plans into effect. We must set a specific date for us all to go to the Pokemon World, unite with our partners, and defeat Team Russia.
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YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME!!! people actually believe this?!
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time
Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing,
because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
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