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Re: Witty quotes, lines or anything alike
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
"You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty."
"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
"The only stupid question is the question you don't ask."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time
Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing,
because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
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