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Old 11-11-2007, 08:52 AM   #2
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Default Re: The Alphabet of The Ex-Husband

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A is for Absolutely as in She got Absolutely everything.
B is for; you already know this one.
C is for ... you know this one too
D is for Dog as in She even got the Dog
E is for Everything See above.
F is for - you know this one too and yes you are Absolutely
G is for Groin as in At times like these guard your Groin
H is for House - go buy another one it will help with the sub prime crisis
I is for Idiot as in How could I have been such an Idiot
J is for Jour current sex life
K is for Kitchen as in What you got cooking in the Kitchen? Canned soup again eh?
L is for Lawyer as in You're helping the Lawyer solve the sub prime crisis too.
M is for Money - ask the Lawyer.
N is for Nun as in You ain't gonna get Nun tonite baby.
O is for Ouch - ask the Lawyer about the House and the Money.
P is for Prayer - You haven't got one.
Q is for Queer as in If it weren't for Aids, the lisp, hemorrhoids and dental bills you might be better off Queer.
R is for Revenge as in Where did she learn so much about Revenge.
S is for .... as in Prayer - Who gives a .....
T is for Time heals all, but doesn't help with the Lawyer's housing needs.
U is for Up as in How far up .... ask the Lawyer when holding your ankles.
V is for Vagina Dentia - look it up
W is for Work - You have to solve the Lawyer's housing problem don't you?
X is for XXX - it's why you're here in the first place.
Y is for Good Question
Z is forZere as in Zere has to be a better way
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