Well, one time my best friend took me and one of my other girl friends to a really expensive, but fancy restaurant. Each meal cost like $25 for the smallest thing, but the food was godly. But anyhow, my best friend had to leave to go to the bathroom, for some reason I forgot he had left, and while my girl friend was talking to me i reached out beside me, thinking that my best friend was there, and sorta grabbed whatever was there, which would have been his arm is he had been there. It turns out though, he wasnt back yet, and i grabbed a male waiter right where his wank was D: ... It was so embarassing because I wasnt sure what it was so i sorta felt around, then he got a boner, and said that I must have the wrong person. I looked up and i instantly went red in the face. >.< I was so embarassed, and my best friend say the whole thing, he stood there laughing his ass off >.< and I felt so baad >.<

I'm aware "Taser" isn't a very girly name. I just chose it as a nick because I thought that since "Taser" is an object/company name, there wouldn't be a gender thing going on with it. But rest assured, I'm a girl.
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