[skygerobrian]

41. If you touch and tease us .. well you asked for it :)

42. We know our buddies are all numskulls but what can be done about it. >.<

43. Bed head can sometimes be sexy.

44. !@#% &#$% is even better.

45. Were not going to hurt ourselves when we pick you up.

46. We have rudimentary social skills... so go easy on us and when were good throw us a beer or something. In time we will learn to be good.

47. Like dogs, we are loyal, we need belly rubs, ear scratchings, and bones, we bark at strangers, we occasionally chase cars, and sometimes put our tails between our legs. However we do like pussycats :)

48. We're not interested in your crazy sisters and girlfriends.

49. You need to tell us when important occasions are approaching, such as your birthday.

50. You got the perfect mixture between beauty and smarts, so put a smug look on you face and hands on your lady hips and say "damn I'm fine. "