31. We have a right to feel down as well. Don't exect us to put on fake smile so that we wouldn't ruin your mood.
32. If we would want to know about your EX, we'd ask. If you feel he's better, don't f**k with us and just go back to him. Or forget him.
33. Expect to get as much as you give. In both good and bad ways.
34. ANY (not good) comments about our equipment will not make us happier.
35. If you have so much fun with your friends (girls), let us have fun with our friends as well. No matter if they stink as worn socks, drink rivers of alcohol and throw lame jokes as Jim Carrey.
36. Try not to bother us if we're working hard. At least not with "how are you doing" calls.
37. We had girlfriends before. There was a reason why we chose you. Don't have any doubts unless you have proof. Proof - not a f***in gossip your friends told you.
38. We don't always smell nice. Your morning breath isn't cool too. Could we both ignore it?
39. If you want to have secrets, fine. Don't expect us to reveal our secrets then tho.
40. Other guys DON'T INTEREST US. If you say "what a nice butt that guy has" it makes us feel like we don't have one. And that sucks.